Recent reviews by StaticTurtle

if its morse, file for divorce

movement fast very cool

A great time waster for the kids to play on the iPad while I am out shopping! Keeps them entertained for hours while keeping mommy me time to myself!

help me

Nice art style, great classic game.

Words can not describe the quality this game emits. It's powerful and provocative message hidden deep within the lore of this game truly elucidates the very pillars of our knowledge, opening up a new outlook on reality as we know it. This game, Loading Screen Simulator was crafted with such attention to detail, and built with love and heart making it such a figurehead of all spiritual beings, and spirituality itself. This game has taught me that even in the lows of life, when nothing can be made out of a situation and all hope is lost, perseverance resides within us in a locked box, and the only thing keeping us from unlocking our true potential is the key.

How is this game free to play? There is so much content to explore, with a perfect balance between a third person shooter and an rpg. The lore links in well with gameplay, and I love the opportunities to upgrade and customise your playstyle, with no real build being better than the others. 10/10.

A very exciting and enjoyable experience, 9/10. The graphics are really decent, and there is so much content to explore.
The game has a great balance between action and storyline, with some epic explosions.

Contrary to popular belief, this game isn't a very well created piece.
As someone of russian blood, I feel like this was another trashdump of a "soviet mother russia" meme. At least spell kopek correctly.
I get that this is meant to be as a meme, but it is so bad it may aswell be made in scratch. The graphics are terrible and it uses some free stock images probably skimmed off of a google search. The character doesn't seem to link to russia at all and I feel like minimal effort was put into it. It is a UNORIGINAL COOKIE CLICKER style game, with no story and nothing to do. The assets used didn't match with one another- the game doesn't follow any style at all. Bits of clip art assets here and some low quality realistic desktop backgrounds here.

I am getting a refund, and I suggest that everyone who is thinking about purchasing this game doesn't make the same mistake as myself.

Amazing game, I love the art style and storyline makes the game witty and fun to play.