Recent reviews by Downforce Agent

You do NOT get to force me to agree to a contract for a foreign platform outside of Steam in order to continue playing a game I already paid for.

"Safety and security" my fat ass. You are liars. Corporate scum.

Please fix the queue times and the random freezing on Linux.

rizz up, mister freeman.... rizz up and... smell the ohio

doom for people who play flight sims

Please install the DXX-Rebirth sourceport, DOSBox is not the best way to play this game

Cool tac-shooter with a heavy emphasis on planning ahead and squad strategy. Very similar to the old Rainbow Six games from the early 2000s but more accessible. Maybe not 100% my cup of tea but there's plenty of fun to be had for the patient type.

league of legends for people who shower

"Mom, can I get Battlefield?"
"No we have Battlefield at home."

Battlefield at home:

basically just a rehash of Bejeweled 2. It's more rich in alternative gamemodes and content, and the 'Poker mode' is good fun, but other than that the base game is a huge downgrade from its predecessor Twist. Classic mode will make you RNG's b‎‎‎itch and the only real strategy is to hoard hypercubes.

I just LOVE slave labor, this game is perfect for people like me!

Sincerely,
Robert Lumpkin

Capcom is secretly, and without our consent, adding their Enigma DRM to a bunch of their older games. It's an extremely abhorrent and invasive kernel-level DRM that's somehow worse than Denuvo. Meaning that this game probably has literal malware installed with it now.

Fu‎‎‎‎‎ck you and everything you stand for, Capcom.