vlad the impaler
California, United States
 
 
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$pade Secrets™ Nov 11, 2021 @ 4:15pm 
I used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering c o c k s.

I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine.
Will Oct 9, 2020 @ 4:32pm 
Noob
ItsJax Sep 27, 2020 @ 3:59pm 
+rep