A RED Spy is in the base?
hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
Yo, a little help here?
Ah yeah, I got it.. stand back son!
1,1,1... umm, 1!
INCOMIIIIIIIIING!!
(screaming)
Hey, its still here!
(french throat cleansing)
Gentlemen?
I see the briefcase is safe?
(Safe and sound!) (Yeah it is!)
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem..
(australian thud)
And a knife!
Oo-oo-oooh, big problem! I've killed plenty of spies! The dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you!
(blunt side of the knife somehow cuts hand)
No offense..
If you manage to kill them, then I assure you they will not like me.
And nothing, nothing like this man loose inside this building!
What are you, president of his fan club? (american laughing)
No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!
(dramatic noises)
(bostonian surprised noises)
Indeed, and now he's here to f*ck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today..
(american sound of surprise and slight arousal)
G-Gimme that!
The Spy has already breached our defenses..
( beep)
(french sapper noises)
Sentry down!
(gunshot) (gunshot)
You see what he's done to our colleagues!
(australian struggling noises)
(slash)
(neozealandic death sound)
And worst of all.. he could be any one of us!
Raus raus!
(german sound of disbelief)
(german sound of pain)
He could be in this very room! He could be you, he could be me! He could even be-
(american patriotic communist killing Hale's Own professional killstreak collector's shotgun firing noise)
WOAHWOAHWOAH
What?
(american patriotic communist killing Hale's Own professional killstreak collector's shotgun pumping noise)
It was obvious! He's the RED Spy !
Watch, he'll turn RED any second now!
Aaaaaaany second now... see, RED ! No wait, that's blood..
So, we still got problem..
(secretly french butterfly knife trick)
Big problem..
Alright, who's ready to go find this SPY ?
Right behind you..
(various american and soviet stabbing / pain noises)
Ah, ma petite cheu-fleur..