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The fetus. The f-cking MUTATED FETUS thing. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? Now if you'll excuse me i have to shower for twenty minutes and watch videos of cats playing in the sun.

i was dying to get this game. when i heard the reports of it not running on PCs i was pretty upset. however i bought it recently and i have to say its an extremely enjoyable experience. yes there is a bit of stuttering here and there, but its nothing game breaking. I dont have the world's most high tech computer, so if it runs decently on my laptop, then im sure itll run fine on most others. But then again, im a huge star wars fan and id play the game even if it crashed a million times lol. but i will admit the price tag is a bit much, but other than that i really recommend this game.

wow, this is the first mainline RE game where i only used the internet 5 times for help. This game was a lot of fun!

Wow, i cant believe im saying something negative about a fnaf game… :0 but this game isn’t really good. Ignore the “very positive” rating, if you scroll through the reviews you’ll see most of them are nonesense and just spam, probably kids trying to make the game look good or something. But in any case: Very disappointed, especially since we waited 2 freaking years for this game. Now mind you, i DID NOT, finish the game, but with the state the game is in, idk if i want to continue for now. There are so many bugs, i cant even describe them all :/ The gameplay is slow and boring, and repetitive (I freaking hate backtracking), and so far, the story kinda sucks. Im only on the part where you have to get the Fazer blaster, but a lot of the lore doesn’t mix well with the previous game (Help Wanted ). I wanted to see Vanny as a threat (WHERE IS HER KNIFE???), and yet here she is skipping along a set path and a jumpscare that doesn’t even have a unique scream (like it did in trailer one). Speaking of story, a lot has changed since 2020. In the second trailer, Vanessa is talking to us as if she’s trying to help, implying that it’s possible to accept her as an ally some time in the game. But nope, she functions exactly like an animatronic and even has her own dumb jumpscare. Look, i could go on and on, but the point of this is…Steel wool should have kept the game small, with a more coherent story. I think it was too big for the small studio to handle. I think they should pull SB from steam, refund everyone, and fix the game and tweak it. I don’t mind waiting again if it means we get an actual good game. This is the first fnaf game where I actually cannot recommend it. If the game is fixed and the plot is revised, i may change my opinion , but for now, just watch a playthrough with no commentary :)

EDIT: Ive played this game for a little longer, and honestly the bugs have mostly been fixed by now, but the story still sucks and makes no sense. Where's Vanny, where did the Blob come from, WHY IS THERE SO MANY DAMN STAFF BOTS??? So no, i still don't recommend this game, unless you really really want to play it. i'll change my opinion if Steel Wool adds a free roam mode that you can use to explore without risk. And with Ruin in the works...maaaayyybe the game can be redeemed..? (not without a lot of recons tbh tho..)

I have severe anxiety and this raised my blood pressure to new heights.

Normally i would write something about anime or hentei, but you know, this game, is as set into reality as ever. Yeah there are some fantasy thrown in there. But as a person who does suffer from major deppresive disorder, ADHD and social anxiety, i can relate to the characters here. There is something to learn from here, and while yes, there's a horror element in it, there is also a character who acts as a main antagonist, but soon redeems herself. Actually, sometimes it's hard to see who's the bad guy and who isn't. Plese give this game a try, and play it with a serious mind, because going in silly will screw you over (like the fact i chose Yuri cuz she has the biggest boobs)

eh. you toss pizza at kids. nothing i dont do in real life. but since its fnaf, i love it.

I am absolutely blown away with the amount of work put into this game. Now, if you are a person who is easily frustrated, this game is NOT for you. Its challenging, but when you beat a boss, you feel a rush of endorphins only your girlfriend (or boyfriend, i don't judge) could give you. With another part on the way, i implore you to grab your mom's credit card, and buy this game and support the developers!

Screw the review, you know you bought this game for the boobs.

9/10

no seriously, this game is fun and makes you want to twist Audrey's flipping neck!!!!!!

Its freaking G1 transformers! What's not to love??

(Many of the characters are based off their COMBINER WARS toy designs, so its kinda cool)