Recent reviews by Wheatlover69

Why the hell is his name starkiller? He ain't even kill any stars. Ok sure he can bring down a star destroyer with the force but he ain't kill a single star! None in the first game, none in this game! Speaking of this game, it's alright but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this port sucks!

I will not hesitate, however, to avow my belief that it has been my singular good fortune to have in life fallen in with playing this game which have conducted me to considerations and maxims, of which I have formed a method that gives me the means, as I think, of gradually augmenting my knowledge, and of raising it by little and little to the highest point which the mediocrity of my talents and the brief duration of my life will permit me to reach. For I have already reaped from it such fruits that, although I have been accustomed to think lowly enough of myself, and although when I look with the eye of a philosopher at the varied gameplay and story of Garten of Banban at large, I find scarcely one which does not appear vain and useless, I nevertheless derive the highest satisfaction from the progress I conceive myself to have already made in the search after truth, and cannot help entertaining such expectations of the future as to believe that if, among the occupations of men as men, there is any one really excellent and important, it is that which I have chosen. After all, it is possible I may be mistaken; and it is but a little Shephard and Solid Snake, perhaps, that I take for Banban and Jumbo Josh. I know how very liable we are to delusion in what relates to great games, and also how much the judgments of our friends are to be suspected when given in our favor.

This glorified engine test should not be played by anyone. Thank the lord that this game is no longer buyable.

Me upon beating the game: ohhhh so that's why it's called dead space. It all makes sense now.

Boy, I sure do love killing those heckin zomboids! it's just so dang satisfying killing all of those zomboids. It's the most fun i've ever had killing zomboids, that's for sure. No other game does it like this one does when it comes to killing zomboids and that's sort of a shame that this is all I have. I rage when the zomboids get me and kill me. It just makes me so angry!

I LOVE CREATING AND DESIGNING SOFTWARE, I WISH SOFTWARE INC WAS REAL LIFE AND I COULD MAKE SOFTWARE AND COMPUTER PROGRAMS SO WE COULD ALL BE UNITED TOGETHER TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES AND SPEND ALL TIME ON COMPUTER. THE WORLD IS A MESSED UP PLACE BUT THE SOFTWARE WILL BRING US ALL TOGETHER IT IS THE FUTURE I AM THE FUTURE I LOVE YOU SOFTWARE INC. SOFTWARE INC IS FREE FROM ALL PAIN AND SUFFERING OR ANYTHING BAD IT'S THE BEST I LOVE SOFTWARE INC PLEASE DON'T EVER ADD ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO THE GAME.

Melvin idle.

If you play this game with that guy that steals all the items for himself when you defeat the boss, never let him get any items so he gets owned early on and keeps dying. It's just the way to play and it's funny.

This game is the best depiction of the Florida lifestyle i've seen yet, it is a constant war against the bastard russians. It really made me feel like Florida man.

Committing crimes against humanity has never been so much fun.