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160 people found this review helpful
112 people found this review funny
228.3 hrs on record (192.3 hrs at review time)
I should buy a land and farm for my whole life...
Posted April 29, 2016. Last edited November 26, 2016.
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95 people found this review helpful
165 people found this review funny
55.7 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
My friend never said "Fk you !!" even once to me since I knew him but he just did it.

10/10 Indeed the best friendships ruining game.
Posted January 23, 2016. Last edited January 24, 2016.
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27 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
100.2 hrs on record (78.3 hrs at review time)
1. Chop down too much of tree.
2. The tree guardian appearred and chase you all around the map.
3. Enter tallbirds area.
5. The tall birds now joined the chase.
6. Enter spiders areas.
7. The spiders now joined the chase.
8. Fight back like a boss.
9. Die.

10/10 Do not chop down too much of trees.
Posted January 21, 2016.
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94 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
14.3 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
1. Launch the game.
2. Wait until the main menu screen shows up.
3. Wait until the main menu background music start.
4. Lying down on my bed and relax like a boss.

#10/10 for that main menu background music.
Posted January 7, 2016. Last edited April 10, 2016.
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20 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
36.7 hrs on record (36.5 hrs at review time)
Thanks god for bringing this game into my life.
Posted January 6, 2016. Last edited January 6, 2016.
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19 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
44.0 hrs on record (41.2 hrs at review time)
1. A blighter noticed you.
2. Fight.
3. More blighters noticed you.
4. Fight.
5. A policeman noticed the fight.
6. Fight.
7. More policemen noticed the fight.
8. Fight.
9. Run away like a boss or die on spot.

#Stay low before you level 9 or you will have to go through 1 - 9 above.
Posted January 2, 2016. Last edited January 2, 2016.
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21 people found this review helpful
68 people found this review funny
140.7 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
1. Your friend fall on the ground.
2. Press A to help him to get up.
3. The bugs hit you and you fall on the ground.
4. Your friend ran away like a boss.
5. You died.

#Friendship 10/10.
Posted January 2, 2016.
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30 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
This is not just a DLC but a whole new game. New environment, structures, boats, fishes, etc. truly make this game really fun but seriously this DLC is no joke. Right after I picked up a volcano staff, the volcano started to become unstable and the erupsion is actually happened few days after that.

1. The volcano erupted and burned my base even my base was so far away from the volcano.
2. Snowstorm happened at the same time and slow me down from escaping.
3. A bunch of stupid hounds appeared and keep on chasing me.
4. I killed the hounds but then the lava fall right on me.
5. I die.

Totally no joke. Good Luck Have Fun.
Posted December 4, 2015. Last edited June 27, 2017.
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