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Recent reviews by RyeGuy77

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17 people found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record
Steam Family Sharing is truly a blessing
Posted January 2.
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85.6 hrs on record (33.8 hrs at review time)
Big truck go brrrrrrr
Posted December 29, 2023.
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20.5 hrs on record
FOR THE REPUBLIC!
Posted November 9, 2023.
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368.6 hrs on record (320.9 hrs at review time)
Perhaps I treated you too harshly...
Posted September 17, 2023.
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6 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Whoever wrote this story has never interacted with a woman
Posted September 6, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Ruining a "f2p" game speedrun any% [WORLD RECORD]
Posted May 22, 2023.
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76.5 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
If you want to re-enact Pirates of the Caribbean, just play Blackwake instead (it's usually on sale for $1)

Great Concept, awful execution. They seem to mistake "Pirate" for errand boy, as that is all you're going to be doing - fetch missions. God forbid you encounter an enemy ship - get ready for the most boring and repetitive 2 hours of your life. Whoever wins the dogfights is whichever crew can mind-nummingly load cannons, repair holes, billow water, and eat food the fastest. If you don't have at least 50 wood, 25 food, and 3-4 players, chances are you're not going to win.

TL;DR: NEVER pay full price for this game, buy on sale and only play singleplayer unless you have three other friends ready to spend 4 hours doing fetch missions. If you want combat, play Blackwake

Edit: I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea why outposts aren't a safe haven or a pvp free zone, tryhards literally just camp and wait.

Edit 2: Don't bother collecting more than 5 chests at a time, if you somehow manage to defeat a skeleton ship and try to harpoon the loot, so much as sneezing on an explosive barrel will kill you and render you helplessly unable to do anything while your ship sinks and all your loot disappears.

Edit 3: Still plagued by tryhards

Edit 4: Thank god they fixed explosive barrels so that harpooning them on accident doesn't Oklahoma City you.

Edit 5: Still Still plagued by tryhards

Edit 6: Breathed on an explosive barrel today. It sank my ship and all my loot from the past hour. Yippee. Seas were too peaceful so it threw me into a new lobby with two Reaper's Bones ships. Immediately quit.
Posted April 12, 2022. Last edited October 30, 2023.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
So much fun, especially with friends, but it is pretty hard. I was making pretty good progress in singleplayer, then on day 7, some boss randomly spawned that insta killed me :/
Posted August 13, 2021.
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7.1 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
BUY IT ON SALE!!!

Not really worth $10, but definitely worth $1, especially if you have friends to play it with.
Posted July 20, 2021.
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108.8 hrs on record (99.9 hrs at review time)
World's Largest Pay-to-win Camping Simulator

How this game got out of development is completely beyond me.

-Wait 20 minutes for a match
-Finally get in, it's a 5v4
-They start winning, two of your teammates disconnect
-Struggle through a 5v2 for the rest of the 45 minute match
-Inevitably lose
-You earned 8,575 Credits!
-Cost to refill ammo and repair vehicles is 8,670 credits
Posted January 20, 2021. Last edited July 19, 2022.
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