28
Products
reviewed
70
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Kitty

< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 28 entries
3 people found this review helpful
121.6 hrs on record (73.8 hrs at review time)
i actually do really like this game but its because i play a tiny non dedicated server with my gf and friends. if you do any official server you will want to put a loaded shotgun in your mouth

if you ask any consistent ark player if the game is any good theyll go "absolutely not its terrible and ♥♥♥♥♥ sucks" and then they'll go back to playing it for another 8 hours straight
Posted April 27, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
"one of the best games ever made" - jerma985

i keep putting koi ponds in people's yards and laughing to myself imagining their reaction if that happened irl
Posted April 16, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
to quote the friend i streamed my playthrough to, upon me reaching the end: "i can hear the tears in that laugh"
Posted April 6, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
108.1 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
i got to customize the dog. and then after that i got to keep adopting dogs. i have at least 18 now. sure 14 weapon classes is cool but i have an army of dogs. and a heavy machine gun i guess
Posted February 14, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
21 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.6 hrs on record
Regarding this game's mixed reviews: One big thing about horse game fans is that they are extremely nitpicky and critical of everything. They'll always find something to complain about. And a lot of them are just bugs that have been fixed now, or complaining about the cost of breeding, which they're fixing also.

As a massive horse game fan, I really loved this game. It's not perfect, but it's an amazing step in the right direction of the perfect horse game.

Pros:
- The horse personality function is the most creative and fun version I've seen, and it really makes you feel more bonded to your horse
- Pretty graphics
- Fun horse colors
- Fun story, although shorter than I realized
- Really unique gameplay for brushing, feeding, and petting
- You feel geniunely accomplished when beating a race
- Really gorgeous world, fun to run around in
- Good character models (looking at Pascal. i desire him)

Cons:
- Only one horse model unless you download the Irish Cob DLC, which I did and I love it
- It takes way, way too long to build a house to be able to customize your character
- Game has a lot of trouble determining when to consider a horse 'in water' (applying the stamina and strength debuff but washing your horse. This was the most frustrating when I was having to wash my horse in rivers/ponds)
- Also takes way too long to build a washing station for your horse, considering how dirty it gets
- Little to no replayability, at least for me

Opinions (aka not actual bad things just stuff that I'm personally not fond of):
- Hairstyles and outfits for both player and horses are kinda lame
- Story was shorter and simpler than I expected, and never resolved the literal start of the game; what happened with our aunt??

All in all, I do recommend the game! It's really fun and good for a one time run through, though I'm not sure when I'll open it again lol
Posted January 26, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
24 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
i keep only playing this game when i get really high and it's fun every time
Posted December 25, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
6 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
the dollar
Posted December 25, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
160 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
2
4
24.5 hrs on record
kinda fun but gets boring quickly for me. you're better off playing The Forest honestly
Posted December 25, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record
don't even think about it
Posted December 25, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i geniunely have phasmophobia (like, the actual phobia) and this game made me behave like a prey animal
Posted December 25, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 28 entries