Recent reviews by 我爱大屁股

Total garbage, poor plot and weak gameplay. Played the game on hard and never ran low on ammo, you barely have to think since you can always press the journalist button to find out where to go next, you never have to explore either meaning there's no point in using the map. You can manually save but the game will autosave before every encounter so there's little punishment for dying. Optimised terribly, stepping in terrain that slows you down also ♥♥♥♥♥ your sensitivity up completely. Why am I supposed to care about the main characters dead girlfriend? Oh yeah, it's not at all scary because you know that every new room you walk into is going to have an encounter and it's just a matter of what vents they are going to crawl out of.

better than dark souls 1 & 3, can't wait for dark souls 2: 2: Elden Ring

I turned myself into a tree

i shot red things for 130 hours before realising that you could change the wall and floor textures

Better than the first one, but people think it's too hard because they are ♥♥♥♥ at videogames.

Only the ball can set me free.