Recent reviews by stupid idiot

As someone who has never played any Battlefield game ever, this game is just so damn fun, and i have found close to none toxic c*nts.
thanks to EAC working on Linux, i can play this game with absolutely 0 issues.
Best money ever spent on a game

Me on Gamepass before playing NieR:Automata:
Oh, it's that game of the android girl with a fat a$$, let's give it a try

Me after finishing the game:
Does essence precedes existence? Is all i've known a lie? ...What is this liquid coming from my eyes?

I bought this game again, it deserves it. If only i could erase my memories at will so i could experience this again like the first time...

haha CDLC goes BRRRRRRRRRR

in a couple of months i've learned more technique than in the whole 10 years i've had my bass guitar
It also taught me how to play guitar, so thanks a lot Rocksmith and F*ck Ubisoft

R.I.P great game

I never thought i'd want to be verbally abused by a white-haired, foul-mouthed woman in lingerie.

On a serious note:
NieR:Replicant has been one hell of an experience for me. After i played NieR:Automata, there was an itch that couldn't be scratched, and when i saw that this game existed, no doubt crossed my head and i bought this game. Gotta say, i was left quite pleased.
There are enough moments in the game that will make you feel a knot in your throat, and maybe shed a few tears, enough to remember that you still have emotions after all.
I have officially become a fan of the NieR world.

10/10 "i curse the 'Life in the Sands' quest. For real, f*** that quest"

i wanna clap them holographic cheeks

i feel weird
6/10

Let me tell you, if you like the idea of a blank canvas, this might be the game for you.
I absolutely do not mean it in a bad way, but the other way around.
Anything you're looking for, you might find it here. Whether is just plain goofing around, or a more serious focus.
My experience is the following:

I like sim racing, i enjoy doing hotlapping and drifting in the race tracks this game provides.
The amount of variables being simulated here is astounding, rudimentary aerodynamics, you are prone to overheating, damaging internals, brake fading, tire bursting, bending your suspension, etc. You might realize it also simulates what happens after you make a mistake :p.

All those things you have to consider makes a enriching experience for practicing driving in my humble opinion.
There are things still not being added to the mix, like tire wear, but it might be added further in time.

That's the other point i want to touch. This game is constantly evolving and adding new features that makes this game even greater than before. Not long ago, a new feature was added, which consists of you being able to get out of the car and WALK, in a game where driving is the main focus. Only matter of time for us to see what the devs create :D.
Mods will definitely expand and spice up you experience in BeamNG.Drive. Engine swaps? got it, New maps? You bet!, New cars? absolutely!. The list goes on and on.

Performance wise, this might deter you from buying this game. Quad core CPUs and 8GB+ of RAM are mandatory, more is better. Running the game with less powerful hardware can be done, talking from experience, but you're missing the whole cake doing that.

To end this damn paragraph, i hope this review gives you a good insight of what this game offers, and lastly: You won't regret buying this ;)

the soundtrack of this game makes me wanna fight a flying cockroach

if i could describe the Yakuza Kiwami experience in 2 words, it would be:
KIRYU-CHAN!!