Recent reviews by Jerav

The same battleground missions and their associated crashes over and over

Tormenting rats with sticks is my favourite thing to do. Once I spotted a huge rat and pursued it down the hall until I drove it into a corner. It had nowhere to run. But the contemptible rat was racist. leading me, for example, to cry. Now the rat was chasing me. Luckily, I was a little faster and I managed to slam the door on its nose. Suddenly, hordes of rats burst asunder from the Realm of the Rats and began to dance demonically. I was surprised and frightened...I jumped across the landing and down the stairs. There on that stair landing, I got a quick and lasting lesson on the meaning of the word: Rat.

Not bad.

I got to have an army of 80's former/retired South African Defense Force and that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful. Oh yeah the "story" was meh but the gameplay was great!

You get to commit countless war crimes on gated communities while in a Mech seriously what's not to love?

I bought this because the developer made fun of Fallout: New Vegas on Twitter and that was based as hell big respects. Fallout 3 is the best Fallout game btw.

a very cool boomerthon cheap FPS that plays on conspiracy theories

Very satisfying 5-8 hours of brutal barbaric combat (and difficulty)

This game is like LSD dream simulator but as an 90's ultra violent grindhouse and its complete vomit but that's exactly what makes it fun! you're missing out if you aren't swinging around a ceiling with your intestine whilst launching acid gas grenades and melting whole groups of unlucky SOBs or stealthing around with a gun that launches a fleshly ball hellbent on "unscrewing" any head in its sight among other grizzly ways you can be a cruel freak that you should check for yourself.

It's not Fate/Grand Order.