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Better Wilson than Castaway

trash game

Jesus handed me $200

Got to a point where I need 320 gold to progress, but my gold is capped at 300. Been sitting here for a couple hours to see if another route would come up, no luck. Seems like did the wrong path? The game just came out so there's no wiki to help me.

Edit: I just had to use my brain. EZ PZ. Good game.

leef

They're onto something with this one...

1. Download Rust
2. Spend 30 mins to load it up
3. Spawn in a server
4. It's pretty Laggy...
5. You get dissapointed
6. You're about to uninstall, then remember that you were running the game on integrated graphics
7. Go back to the same server
8. Amazed at how much better the game runs
9. Start your adventure with a torch and a rock
10. Find a fellow naked man and crack his head open with the rock
11. Take his rock & Torch
12. Remove his flesh with a rock
13. Eat the flesh
14. Die from uncooked human flesh
15. Wake up again on a beach
16. Find a nice Supple Tree
17. Begin to smack the tree with a rock
18. Figures out you need paper to make a planning paper
19. Gamefreek: "How do I paper?"
20. No one answers, so you google.
21. You make a house with walls a ceiling, fire, and sleeping bag, but you think you need a lock for your 1x1 house
22. You make a lock and keep the key in your pocket
23. You're starving, go get some food you bum
24. Chase a deer, but the deer breaks the laws of physics and runs up a mountain
25. You're a naked man, trying to jump up a mountain throwing spears at a deer
26. You finally kill the deer in vegetation
27. You go to claim your prize, but some ass put floor spikes in the bushes.
28. You are dead.
29. You wake up in your sleeping bag, and proceed out the door to recover your belongings
30. The key to your house was in your pocket, so you can't leave.
31. You find ways to kill yourself
32. You get raided by a group of naked men
33. The naked men seem nice, they let you out.
34. They chase you with spears.
35. You manage to outrun them, but it's night time.
36. You head back to where you died, and recover your long lost key
37. On your way back, a wolf decides that it's okay to take a nibble at your thigh
38. You fight the wolf off with the spear
39. You're bleeding
40. More Bleeding....
41. You make it home with your cloth, and deer meat
42. You feast, awaiting another day.



11/10. Would do it again.