Recent reviews by your dad's boyfriend

“If the unspeakable darkness i’m carrying can be so well expressed… maybe it’s not so unspeakable.”



the devs of this game lured me in, stabbed me in the heart, then dragged me out back and absolutely gutted me. i can’t recommend it enough, please play it.

monke

such a monster of a mystery
satisfying to get high and solve with da bois :)

bets video game

gimme gimme badge

i have 75 hours in this game and i don’t remember any of them. i do not plan to get more hours in it. i have screenshots from this game that i do not remember taking. i do not know my uplay account information. i don’t know what this game is about. racecars perhaps, but probably not. however there is no guarantee. i recommend it in the hopes that that is what past me wanted. past me enjoyed this game for 75 hours. again, i do not recall these hours. but i’m sure they were enjoyable. i wish past me the best and i urge him to stop playing tf2, because it doesn’t get better.

i like the fat ladies :)

i sit on the floor, staring at my arms. i’ve just done 14 push-ups. well, 14 and a half if you count when i went down but couldn’t get back up and instead fell to the ground. a disappointment really. but then again, isn’t that life? isn’t that what it all comes down to? pushing yourself back up again, over and over and over, until one day... you just can’t anymore? the tattoo on my forearm stares back at me. its faded appearance a reflection of the distant memory it represents. a time long ago when i felt complete, when things made sense. when my life wasn’t just a series of push-ups. the faded ink becomes harder and harder to see as my vision blurs from the tears forming in my eyes. the first drop trickles down my face. it’s not a lot, i’m dehydrated. but it drowns me. it consumes me. it breaks me. but i know this is my fate. i know there is nothing else. slowly — because time means nothing and speed only slows me down — i roll onto my knees. i plant my hands on the ground and prepare to begin again. i stretch out my legs, evenly distribute my weight through my body, and allow myself to lower. i don’t know if i’ll push myself up this time. i don’t know if i’ll have the strength.

it’s 4 in the morning and i MUST review the fish game.

fish game good. you

kinda boring, just feels like a rip-off of cs:go but worse. the name is even similar. 2/10 :(