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IF ONLY PEOPLE PLAYED THIS GAME JUST BEFORE THEY ENTERED HIGH SCHOOL, THE EARTH WOULD BE FILLED WITH GIGACHADS

EPIC CHAD SIMULATOR, WORTH EVERY PENNY

"Hey Niko. Can we go bowling again tomorrow?"

"Ehh...sure thing cousin."

LAST ONLINE: 12 years ago

21/04/14 - 21/04/19

5 years

>get murdered by the British gay who was yelling "I surrender ! " all the time
>charge into battle with a 9-year old kid playing dubstep
>get shot in the most idiotic way
>roleplay by insulting every person and crying "Vive la France!" every 2 seconds

I bought this game to play 1809 simulator, not 2017

truly the peak of gaming industry 420/10

Turned me into a rapist

10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ again

-Mr. Gamer, thank you for coming tonight.
-No Problem.
-So you've just bought HOI IV, is that correct?
-Indeed. I even preordered it.
-Ok. So take us through a session of this game.
-K.So the first thing I do is:

-TRAIN A DIVISION!
-BUILD A BATTLESHIP!
-BOMB LONDON!
-CRASH INTO BIG BEN!
-FORM AN ARMY!
-SINK A SHIP!
-ANNEX CRIMEA AS TURKEY!
-DECLARE WAR!
-SAVE THE WORLD!
-SUPPORT AN ALLY!
-FALSIFY ELECTIONS!
-SPARK A WORLD WAR!
-WIN A BATTLE!
-OCCUPY A STATE
-OVERTHROW A GOVERMENT!
-MAKE AMERICA FASICT!
-OR COMMUNIST!
-♥♥♥♥ NAZIS AS FRANCE!
-♥♥♥♥ ON STALIN AS POLAND!
-NUKE AMERICA AS JAPAN!
-DEMOCRATIZE CHINA!
-RULE THE WORLD!
-KILL EVERYONE I WANT!
-KILL MY GENERALS!
-RAPE WOMEN!
-LOSE THE WAR!
-COMMIT SUISIDE!
-NOW I'AM DEAD!

-So,that's an average session, right?
-No doubt.
-K. I'm buying field marshall edition.

It took me only 104 hours to get one achievement.

>Prussia conquered Europe
>I was a king of Prussia
>I was a tyrant
>People wanted democracy
>I sparked a revolution
>I sided with rebels
>I overthrew my ex-government
>Now I'm a dictator
>Now Prussia has true "DEMOCRACY".


11/10 would democratize again

>sees Nocturnal Shrine
>hears her sexy voice
>falls in love
>retrieves the artifact
>returns it to her
>expects a sexual reward
>gets a key that opens everything instead
>sadly, it doesn't open her legs
>feels sad
>goes to the Imperial City
>becomes a Criminal Scum
>resists arrest
>is being killed by everyone
>cries "I love you, Night Mistress!"
>dies

THE END

69/34

ps. I'm retarded

I never was a fan of the post-apocalyptic games. UNTIL NOW. First time when I played it , I was schocked . This game makes you feel , like you really survived the apocalypse. 9/10