Recent reviews by Fart Fuckers Inc.

pretty gppd

Amazing horror game done uniquely in so many aspects. Old source engine games were already creepy so it just makes sense. The half life style puzzles are a familiar kind and the voice acting and story building are terrifying. The soundtrack, sound effects and monsters that try and kill you really are one of a kind.

2

In the immortal words of Cleveland Brown, "You don't win, you just do a little better each time".

Buy for 15 cents, get trading cards, sell for 50 Cents, profit

2X as expensive as borderlands 2, even shorter of a game.
For what game you get though, it is REALLY fun

Great game. If you want to try the borderlands series, start with this one. The other good game in the series is the Pre-Sequel

Now most people think this is just a grind game where you just hold right click and that's it, but there's much more to it.
There's different enemies and strategies for it.
The soundtrack is great, thats what I love about VaragtP games, they always have good music.

chicken

This is a barebones review of this game I got for frew from Keymailer. At the time of this review I have 30 Minutes play time, But I do actually enjoy this game. For only $2.99 it's a nice little game. It's very similar to cookie clicker in the sense that you start with nothing but a little carrot patch and grow to a huge garden. It's a clicker game, so prepare to have your fingers ache. It reminds me of Farmville but you can just leave it open and it'll play itself basically. The sprites are very cute and it has a nice sountrack along with retro graphics that aren't at all hardware demanding.