Recent reviews by AlphaX

makoto best girl :)

edit: i'm not charming enough to be her fake boyfriend :(

edit2: makoto best girl again :)

edit3: just beat the game. my heart is broken and i feel empty

Max Verstappen

• chose my skin, entered a world
  
• walked up to a banana man, said hello
  
• banana man calls me a homophobic slur
  
• banana man leaves
  
• exit VRChat
  
  pretty fun game but the community is apparently toxic

Normal people probably spend hours making genuine theme parks, making sure staff is happy, customers are happy, and they're making an actual profit.

I just make sure my customers are on the verge of death following one ride, that or make a ride that lasts about as long as the entire LOTR trilogy (yes, this is entirely possible)

Zombies is fun, all the different guns are pretty cool, but you're probably buying this for the MP. TTT is pretty damn fun, though there is a bit of a learning curve. You are gonna get absolutely destroyed for the first few days before you get the hang of the guns.

Also, if someone is standing WAY too close to you, keeps trying to walk into your shots, but refuses to shoot you in any way. Don't shoot them, just don't. Stop shooting the Jester.

Probably the best $3.99 I ever spent on Steam, simple concept but super neat to have. The amount of creativity some of these wallpapers have is genuinely insane.


meanwhile all my wallpapers are basically static images, but I love the customization enough that it's still worth every penny for me

mat is the best bro known to man

please tell me there's an ending where i just hang with mat

when you have five monopolies with 4 houses or hotels, but God says:

You are assessed for street repairs: Pay $40 per house and $115 per hotel you own.

Pretty intriguing story but it kinda just runs into a brick wall on Chapter 4 no matter how you play beforehand, and the ending is rather depressing. Emily is Away Too is amazing and has potential of giving you good endings so I'd recommend that game if you enjoy the premise of this.


My tip: Just tell Emily that you're dating Emma, at least Emma can't kill your heart.

Oh yeah, Brad sucks.

New update for this game really improved the experience. Getting high 80s-90s in FPS vs. 40-50 in the early access stages. The new map (desert) is even better than the first in my opinion, lots more action goes on. Most weapons are balanced (some argue the Win94 needs some nerfing, some say it is fine, I don't really care.)

Is the game worth $30?
In my opinion, it really depends on your situation. If you have buddies who have/want this game, it's worth it without a doubt. I've had some amazing times with friends playing this game. If you're going lone wolf into matches, you may have difficulty finding as much enjoyment out of it.

Overall, I definitely recommend it. Even an absolute turd like me can win a couple chicken dinners here and there, everyone should have an equal opportunity to win.