Recent reviews by The Gimpy Merc✯

YOU CAN SPRINT! PURGE HERETICS! SCREAM CONTROVERSIAL SOUNDING THINGS LIKE ITS 1945 LEGALLY! SHARE THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR! BLUDGEON, MAIM, STAB, SKEWER, BARBEQUE, PSYCHICALLY MIND F*CK THE HERETICS AND SO MUCH MORE! (all jokes aside seriously this game is amazing)

why would I recommend a game that clearly shows distaste to its people that helped bankroll it after they sided with us over the god awful instance of facebook then proceed to waste our time by installing this EAC garbage. proceeding to destroy many homemade QOL updates that people produced for streamers and other more 18+ things that generated them $ they bit the hand that feeds and god I wish it wasn't so.

murder rats find secrets after 1000+ hours you never knew and enjoy the game

Was I expecting it for free? absolutely not but my main reasons I would recommend this game is the story is always different while remaining the same provided you have a competent set of buddies or get lucky with randoms who have some resemblance of brain cells this game between the fun and almost flirtatious designs for jokes or hauling out the lube down to the guns appearances and performance this game has got to be one of my favourites for sure. the major things I am bothered by are how the newest cleaners are still technically not working as they give the original cleaners cards and not their personal effects ones not affected by this however are doc and hoffman as well as the new emo chick but the glass cannon beardy boy seems to be borked they have finally made most opponents quite balanced as the "tallboys" I call them gamers due to one giant arm to well uh... beat your meat are no longer with ungodly levels of health, armour, range, damage as previously in the beta the only complaint is honestly the spitters that stick you to the floor feel a little to strong due to the fact melee and breakout abilities are like the only solution out and those traps deal incredibly heavy damage. ogres aren't terrible once you start unlocking future cards but distractions aside between the pure RNG on spawns and difficulties to choose from you won't be bored whether its by triggering 10 car alarms all at once or a bunch of rogue mutant snitches.

Run and gun down everything while trying not to panic as a low level person with armies of zombie? esque things comes to chase you while you bring everything from pistols to bows or cryogenic or arson styled mayhem and madness in this silly game :p

It is a interesting game it may take time for you to learn at first but once you understand things like raids its honestly simple but at first they seem terrifying

As long as you have a good team of friends this is a ton of fun

I have played this game for 3 years now. I still always end up coming to this gem over and over despite how much I play it.