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54.9 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For those who don't want to die, some civilians certainly have a lot of trouble complying. Also, it's always nice to get 360 no-scoped by a bot on crack when you signal for compliance.
Posted January 3, 2022.
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1,286.2 hrs on record (94.1 hrs at review time)
>Spawns
>Gets spawn peeked by Jager
>Quit
>Uninstall

5 months later, ACOG removed for Jager and Bandit
>Reinstall
>Start playing
>Finds out that I'm trash and in Copper 1
>Spirals into suicidal depression

10/10 would have soul crushed again
Posted November 23, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
So my friend gave me this game for free right? And I was like sweet, free sh*t. The download speed was like 15 seconds. I open it, then realize the game f*cking sucks. I'll break it down.

Pros
  • Soundtrack is pretty cool
  • Get to collect the tears of fairies
  • Get to beat up innocent animals with a leaf

Cons
  • Sh*tty controls
  • Graphics are worse than Minecraft
  • Storyline is none exsistant
  • Crashed my $1k laptop once I completed the first level
  • The animals 1 hit you then you restart, no checkpoints for each level

Overall
The game isn't worth anything over a dollar. You'd have to pay me to play this garbage.

Posted June 7, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.9 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
This game is America's Anti-Communism secret weapon.

10/10 Would rekt Marx with lemonade stands again
Posted June 6, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
418.1 hrs on record (136.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Pros
- Skins
- Smurfs who are on your team
- Ranking up

Cons
- Salt overdose
- Russians / Squeakers
- Smurfs who are on the other team
- Deranking

10/10 would OD on salt again
Posted June 6, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
55.4 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
Overwatch, but for poor people
Posted June 6, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
38.7 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> It's summer break
> I'm bored, and I download this game
> Plays game for 5 hours straight
> Recking noobs left and right
> Sees you can get a tank
> Starts to grind
> 5 hours per day, for a whole week
> Gets tank
> Gets placed in a higher "skill group"
> Gets fu*king rekt
> Rage quits

Overall: 8/8 Would grind again
Posted June 6, 2016.
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51.8 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A mashup of Minecraft and H1Z1, but for poor people or kids who don't have a credit card
Posted June 2, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Needs Multiplayer !!!
Posted January 12, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Pretty gud game but didnt get the tf2 item :(
Posted December 26, 2015.
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