Recent reviews by 114% Painful Juice

how oold is the robot

around 2-3 hours of "content" AKA walking around a linear path disguised as an open wilderness

i beat the entire thing and then successfully refunded it

wait for a sale of around 5 dollars if you really want it

so a giant talking fish, a robot, a woman made out of crystal, a giant octopus with at least 10 eyeballs, a giant naked muscle man, a half skinned skeleton, a plant with razor sharp teeth, a samurai chicken, a reformed theif, the illuminati, a rogue cop, and a giant pile of nuclear waste walks into a bar, and..

shoot gun bum fun

remove the microtransactions

if at first you don't succeed, you fail

fun but uplay

lines are good, could be better

the hockey stick is a literal reskin of the baseball bat. the hotline miami dlc has twice as many weapons/melees

the gun is.. meh. not really moddable at all

should be 2$

you cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell me what to do i'll starve if i want to

buy the malaysian airlines shark card for 199.99