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43.3 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
MOM I WANT TO PLAY LOBOTOY CORP MOM I WANT TO PLAY LOBOTOMY CORP MOM PLS PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
Posted March 17.
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3 people found this review helpful
478.5 hrs on record (139.7 hrs at review time)
Project Moon, no matter what happens to your company nor the outlashes you face. You will face the fear and build the future, your games are spectacular and I truly hope you recover from these babies having a literal tantrum because ishamel wasn't wearing a bikini but a skin tight suit.
Posted July 25, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
876.5 hrs on record (71.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
library game mom i want to play the library game
Posted April 26, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
284.4 hrs on record (220.0 hrs at review time)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
this is a good game
Posted April 2, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5,993.9 hrs on record (5,350.4 hrs at review time)
it's a good game
Posted December 28, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I literally just skipped every boss in this game with this character.
what the ♥♥♥♥
Posted April 15, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.5 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
An actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game in steam. Like honestly, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CPU are like bench wizards or something. Oh, I can rant about the CPUs right now. The CPUs do like satanic rituals to get 6's and 5's, it can also cause friendships to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die out fast.
The CPUs also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make you ♥♥♥♥ your self on how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast they get the stars. 5-10 minutes one of them is already at 5 and at a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ home point.
Posted August 16, 2017.
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