Recent reviews by Comrade Smartass ☭

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Edit: Thanks for the free points!

Actively ♥♥♥♥♥ on their player base.

How did they manage to ♥♥♥♥ the game up this much? This is a downgrade from FC4 & 5 in just about every way.
The guns feel under powered, the combat feels boring, even the helicopters are worse in every way (they're always perfectly level, you can't swoop or dive or look down.) The weapon upgrade and armor systems are boring af and the gun variety sucks as well.

They sure did make the tutorial long enough to make sure you couldn't refund the game though!

Still waiting on my necromancer to explain why I got that notification about a dead emu fighting...

I'm 5 minutes in and this DLC is already amazing me!

Utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash. Sure, it looks pretty, but it's all superficial.
The devs put more work into ♥♥♥♥ physics than any sort of AI, and even then they couldn't keep them from poking through clothing.
Talk about a mediocre title.
Don't pay $60 for this unless they fix the game.

Amazing game so far.
However, PLEASE ADD AN OPTION TO REMOVE SWAY WHEN WALKING. I can't play for more than 20 minutes at a time without getting motion sick, which is something I've never experienced playing a game before.

Holy ♥♥♥♥, how do you do such a good job utterly ruining your game?
Seriously, how the ♥♥♥♥?
Just give us the option to play the infinitely better older version while you work on an update that's actually an improvement. Please.

Super as ♥♥♥♥.

RATINGS:
☐ Kids
☒ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☒ Masterpiece

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☒ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

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☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☒ Medium
☒ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☒ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☒ Dark Souls (Literally a Souls-like)


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☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☒ Long ( 12+ hours) (First play through took me 17 hours.)
☒ Endless (Adventure mode, and campaign rerolls which change the areas/bosses that you can explore/fight gives the game tons of replay value!)

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☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☒ Good
☐ Fantastic

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speed run
☒ Nothing (Only experienced one bug in the final boss fight)

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Multiplayer: Yes (Up to 3 Players!)
Singleplayer: Yes