Moostic の最近のレビュー

Demontower ruined my marriage

F*ck Jeff.

I've learnt more about cars and driving from this game than I have in real life.

space is big.

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*incoherent screaming about shovels*

Another great addition to the trilogy of modern hunting simulators.

After having played the game for some time, and having a good amount of experience, I think I can finally reliably give my opinion on this game.

I, like most others, originally bought the game because of the appeal that it had in it's protagonist. When you first boot up the game, you're greeted with a curvy player who has a serious strut, and very enticing, perhaps even revolutionary, jigglebones. However, this will be a very short lived experience.
Very quickly you are thrown head-first into an extremely challenging world, filled with puzzles, platforming, and deadly robots. You will be truly tested in your capabilities with this game. Everything from shooting skills, navigation, problem-solving, and especially stress management. You won't even pay attention to how Haydee's breasts move, simply because you need to engage all of your brain to perform well. Any distractions, and you will almost surely fail.
Hidden beneath it's sexy surface, Haydee is a very challenging game, and is not for the faint-of-heart. I'd say in terms of challenge and stress induction, it's on par with "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy". If you're looking for a truly hardcore experience, this just might be the thing for you.

Oh, and there's boob physics. Have fun with that.

Infinite replayability, high modifiability, gory fun gameplay, absolute freedom. What more could you want from a game?

This review will be covering the base game, but there's plenty of addons on the workshop for you to toy around with, which I highly recommend. There's also a DLC, which I haven't tried yet, but is probably pretty good too.
Basically, you're just some dude who lives in a camper and has to take care of measly tasks. Get groceries, visit your dead dad, etc etc. Basic stuff. But here's the twist. You can go about doing it in any way you like. Or not do it at all and go on a genocide or something. It's completely up to you! And during these tasks you'll likely run into events where maybe you encounter some bad people. Again, deal with them however you see fit. This game is practically the definition of sandbox and open world.
Best part? It's dirt cheap, and a one-time payment. No microtransactions, or P2W, and only one DLC which is actually the good kind of DLC. What the hell are you waiting for?

Let me first start this review by saying that if you think just because it has a cute and childish art style to it that it'll be smooth sailing, oh boy are you in for a surprise.

Bomber Crew puts you in control of the crew of a Lancaster bomber. It's similar to FTL (A game I have never played although), and you have to give your crew orders to do certain things. (Target enemy fighters, waypoints, send them to fix things, etc.) And when you're under fire and need to do all these things, it will get extremely stressful and will truly put your skills to the test.
Now to some, this might be seen as too hard, and takes the fun out of the game. I however like the challenge that this game gives, and you might too. But if you can't operate in stressful situations, you probably won't like this game.

Now, still here? Alright. Apart from the actual missions you can also select your crew members, outfit them with their gear which can change their stats, such as armour or speed, which you will need when moving them from place to place.
You're also able to customize your aircraft with different paints, "emblems", defensive machine guns, engines, armour, and so on.

In terms of the actual missions, from what I've seen they can vary a little but you may see a few repeats here and there. No big deal. "Bomb this target", "Drop supplies here", "Take photos here", and there's also the odd chance that some missions might have "Enemy Aces" in them which will toughen up your competition a little. However, shooting them down brings a big cash bonus, which can be very useful to you in upgrading your crew and aircraft.
There is also the odd chance that you will receive a "critical mission", which proves to be a lot more risky and even more stressful. However, these also bring more cash. If you fail them, you get to try again, so don't worry too much if you fail the objective on your first try.

Overall, if you want a good challenge, this is an excellent game.