Recent reviews by jorts fetish

I beat the game in one sitting. I had one singular bug where the game lagged for approximately 3 seconds during a heavy gun fight later in the game. Other than that, there were no issues. Honestly, the graphics still hold up decently even today.

Played the entire game in one sitting. Would recommend. It has some great humor and fun yet challenging boss fights.
Also, if you're looking for weapon combinations try the following:
Sodium and Water
Gasoline and Lighter

I heard the missile lock tone... On instinct, I just fired...
Now I know.
Don't shoot yellow, unless you want to simulate war crimes.

Just played my first two adventure mode characters.
The first character attacked a trader and his muscular donkey. After successfully wrestling the trader to death, he attempted to wrestle the donkey. The donkey instantly kicked his head and broke his upper spine, tearing apart his nervous tissue. He died.
The second character was a tapir man with Grand Master Wrestling. He walked over to a human village and started surprise kicking people in the back of the head from behind, instantly killing them. Both of his hands have been severed in battle. He still continues to kick heads off in villages to this day, after retiring.
Great game.

try pickle but hole

Insanely fun, and quite the workout

return to monke

I'm pretty sure this thing just racks up hours on its own because there's no way I've played 400 hours of VR, but if I have somehow played that many hours, I would definitely recommend getting VR.

An amazing game that you should definitely give a chance to. Everybody calls it a "walking simulator", but if you have actually played it, you will have realized what a truly beautiful game it is. If you like story heavy games, this is absolutely the choice for you, but if you're just going to skip all the cutscenes, then you would probably be better off getting something else. I read all the emails and alerts as I received them, and it was worth it. The world building and extra behind the scene details in this game are incredible.

PROS:
Amazing story
Tremendous soundtrack
Relaxing gameplay mixed with high tension moments that will have you at the edge of your seat
Movie-like cutscenes
Insanely fun movement sandbox
Awesome online integration

CONS:
Very long cutscenes (at the end)
The action/shooter parts are spread out a bit


Conclusion: Give the game a chance, and you might find your new favorite game. It's a beautiful game with a great story, and an amazing music score that you'll remember for months after playing.

You can beat a mission in under 10 minutes if you make your horse poop on the road.

Very fun, needs more content. Even with only like 7(?) maps, it's still super fun. Play it with friends though, trust me.