Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
-Female
-Age 16-23
-Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)
-Willing to do as I as I ask
-Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
-Have 0 male friends
-Cook 3 meals for me a day
-Be willing to split to bill on a date
-Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
-Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
-Have sex with me as I ask
-Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
-Ideally not have a job
-Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

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➖🟥 🟨➖🟨 ➖🟦 🟩➖🟩
🟥🟥 🟨➖🟨 🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩
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cutting their vision

you used a ruler to win

You suck at golf