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Between glaring balance issues, people plugging to avoid losses, and cheaters with scripts and macros. The biggest issue for the devs is banning cosmetic mods and adding microtransactions alongside a battle pass

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It's a rare sight to see a company that listens to their community and implements a good amount of their ideas

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HELLO COMRADES! TO DAY WE ARE OF LEARNING HOW TO INTO HOME DEFENSE FROM JAMALS AND KEBAB. OF EASY! FOLLOW STEPS TO REMOVE JAMAL LIKE PROFESSION

STEP 1: YOU MUST ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE NAKED. OTHERWISE WHEN WOMAN COME HOME AND SAY "IVAN, AFFIX INTO ME YOUR MAN BAYONET" YOU SAY "BLYAT CYKA, I AM OF CLOTHES"

STEP 2: WHEN HEAR JAMAL/KEBOB MATING SOUND, AFFIX BAYONET TO COMRADE MOSIN, COMRADE KALASHNIKOV, OR COMRADE AR IF YOU ARE OF BABY MAN WITH CAPITALIST PIECE OF ****

STEP 3: WHEN REACH STAIRS AND SEE JAMAL, CONFIRM FOR JAMAL OR KEBAB. NOT JAMAL OR KEBAB? IS IT JEW? CONTINUE

STEP 4: YOU ARE TO BE CHEEKI-BREEKI DOWN STAIRS, NIMBLE LIKE COW IN MUD SEASON

STEP 5: GIVE BEST IMPERSON OF BRAVE MAN YOU ARE NOT AND COMMENCE BAYONET CHARGE

STEP 6: REMOVE JAMAL OR KEBAB. IF JAMAL OR KEBAB IS OF AMMUNITION, YOU RUN BECAUSE YOU ARE OF NOT AMMUNITION. YOU ARE OF BAYONET. BUT BRAVERY HEAL ALL BULLET WOUNDS AFTER MEDICAL OFFICER TELL YOU YES

STEP 7: JAMAL/KEBAB IS REMOVE. BATHE NATASHA IN HER DAILY COSMOLINE BATH FOR CONGRATULATE ON REMOVAL JOB GOOD DONE

STEP 8: RETURN TO SLEEP WITH FILTHY CAPITALIST PIG WIFE.

AND THEIR YOU HAVE COMRADE. REMOVE OF SWIFT AND NOT MISSINGS. IF DISGUSTING FAT NEIGHBOR WOMAN COMPLAIN OF NOISE YOU MUST BE JAMAL TO LEARN JAMAL

THANKINGS,
Ivan

Arstotzka so great, reason to buy not required. Right?

Try this. Turn off music. Turn off TV. If you are greedy capitalist and have machine, turn off computer. Go to next room, and sit, do not dance, do not drink, be as quiet as Jew during pogrom. Does Comrade Russian hear sound? Itsy bitsy ringing? Glorious People say it is brain making up a sound to explain reason why Russian is not drinking or dancing.
People lied.
Silly Americans can not tell you what making sound, Smart Russians can because are not silly bourgeoise with book and film.
It is wail of ♥♥♥♥♥. If ♥♥♥♥♥ is planning to steal item in house, evil ♥♥♥♥♥ wail alerts holy Russian Orthodox Church. Find ♥♥♥♥♥, hit ♥♥♥♥♥ with hand, then drink Vodka until sound go away. Then hit ♥♥♥♥♥ child until child is no longer ♥♥♥♥♥.
Such is life for ♥♥♥♥♥ in Russia.
And no amount of running will save you.