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Recent reviews by Talos

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1 person found this review helpful
144.4 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
make doomfist real cowards
Posted October 19, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
43.6 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
Hitting deejay's level 2 super rhythm makes me feel like the funkiest white boy on earth
Posted June 7, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
135.5 hrs on record (99.0 hrs at review time)
this game sucks, it killed my dog and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife and burned down my house. it made me do 4 billion hours of story with the promise of "real content" but the real content never comes don't fall for the trap like i did. 0/10 do NOT play lost ark (lost fart lol)
Posted March 15, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
2 days early btw
Posted January 13, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
986.5 hrs on record (741.0 hrs at review time)
dota 2 is an abusive relationship, it will make you feel unhappy in ways nothing else will. your friends will tell you that you need to quit and it isnt good for you but you wont listen. even if you do manage to quit you will come crawling back because no other game makes you feel things like dota does.

get out while you can
Posted October 26, 2020. Last edited November 8, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
362.7 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
one of the best co op shooters in the last decade
Posted June 18, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
this game made me want to vote for donald trump
Posted June 5, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
232.0 hrs on record (20.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if getting kicked in the balls sounds fun this is the game for you
Posted April 18, 2020.
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34.6 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
After 100% completing the campaign on ultra violence (no nightmare i know i'm a scrub) i can honestly say that this is perhaps the best single player fps of all time. Fluid movement mixed with incredible combat mechanics and superb level design all combine to make an unparalleled fps experience. I would have to be massively nitpickey to find any flaws in this game, it is an absolute masterpiece and a must buy for any fps fan. and on top of that if the godlike campaign wasn't enough, id put in a multiplayer mode that isn't a complete throwaway like in 2016. The battle mode is quite well balanced and both sides are a ton of fun to play. All of the demons have super unique play styles and I greatly enjoy playing all of them. Playing demons with a well coordinated teammate and a good doom slayer makes for some super intense back and forth matches that are some of the most fun that you can have in a multiplayer fps. If you are hesitant about buying this game, rest assured that this game is well worth the 60 dollar asking price and with single player dlc coming out in the future and master level remixes of existing levels being released regularly and for free, it is only uphill from here. 10/10 masterpiece, do yourself a favor and get this game, you wont regret it
Posted March 23, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the game uninstalled itself 3 times...
Posted December 25, 2018.
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