Recent reviews by John Bovril

those cool ass stickman fight videos you watched when you were 12 and also chess

very cool and challenging wand building spell casting powder physics roguelike

also has hidden mechanics and secrets that could only have been dreamt up while on astronomical amounts of acid and it is very epic

[DISCLAIMER: Michael bought this game for me, and forced me to play]
GAME SUX

extremely good game must download

Oculus headset: £399.99
Beat Saber (when I bought it): £15.49

That feeling of completing a difficult song after a long time of trying: Priceless

♥♥♥♥ Take Two

spent money on skins only to be overwatch banned
rip inventory



11/9 - IGN

Fun until you get good, then you play in low tiers with helium and a T6 railgun.

Would not reccommend.

Overall it is a good game idea but it isnt pulled off too well.

First of all, melee weapons dont do ANYTHING. Literally, I spent 15 minuetes bashing a zombie with a FIRE AXE and to no surprise, it wasnt dead.
I understand that this was a mod 6-7 years ago but in that amount of time, they could have put more time into actually designing the levels and balancing weapons and such.
Also, my computer doesnt like DirectX 9.0 so I had to run on 8.1. You will not be able to see the 'glow' around weapons so finding them will be a bit of a struggle.
The animations look as if they are missing around 10-20 frames and for 7 years in development, a simple walking animation sould have been worked on for some of that time.

4/10 Play if you want, your choice, not mine.