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Recent reviews by Sbeves Great Uncle

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
232.0 hrs on record (90.5 hrs at review time)
dont listen to the haters
Posted April 25, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
802.2 hrs on record (755.1 hrs at review time)
new vegas
Posted April 12, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Posted January 1, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
538.8 hrs on record (400.0 hrs at review time)
tf2
Posted December 2, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.5 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
remake the first two games

graphics and story are good, music is alright but gameplay is bad, still though buy it so there will be more
Posted November 26, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
80.4 hrs on record (78.0 hrs at review time)
it's ok
Posted January 19, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Bring back the Duck.
Posted December 22, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
15.1 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Listen, this game is ok. I don't regret buying it but...the quests are vauge there is only 1 way in doing stuff and it's nothing like KSyrim, maybe I'll play it again when all of TAmriel is done but for now I can't. And I wont refund it becuase it is a bit fun and I don't want to cheat the devopers out of their money.
Posted February 20, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
146.7 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Okay this game is BORING, I don't like this one bir I have zero intrest in the story, the world is boring and half on the time you don't know where to go. It seems like you ARE good, there's nokarma and no reputation and there is zero roleplaying choices.
Posted February 13, 2017.
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0.2 hrs on record
It's ok
Posted November 11, 2016.
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