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Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me, I have the power of God and Anime on my side.
Remember, don't be racist, racism is a crime and crimes are for black people.

I sexually Identify as a sun. Ever since I was a boy I've dreamt of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through out the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D.

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.


The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

As you see, you shall do, but see as you might and you shall lose

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) : There you go

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Interviewer: Hello and what's your name?
Johnson: Johnson.
Interviewer: Hello, Johnson. Where are you from?
Johnson: My house
Interviewer: Okay. Alright. And what's your hidden talent?
Johnson: My hidden talent is so hidden, you'd die instantly if I showed it to you. But I'll show it to you and you'll be fine, you'll be fine.
Interviewer: Hmm. Okay, so what is it exactly?
Johnson: And I'll probably even be amazed.
Interviewer: Uh, right. But what is your talent? Your hidden talent?
Johnson: My what?
Interviewer: Johnson, Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ. WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
Johnson: Right, my hidden talent. That reminds me of what I did with a banana.
Interviewer: Yeah, whatever. So, are you going to show us?
Johnson: No. No one is interested in what I did with a banana anyway.
Interviewer: I mean, are you... Oh, never mind.
Johnson: But while we're on the subject of hidden talents, I can do this one thing no one else can do.
Interviewer: Great.
Johnson: Yeah. I can grab a cat, and it lets me. Only, it's not a cat. You get my drift?
Interviewer: Uh, yeah. Thank you, Johnson.
Johnson: Thank YOU!

ZerZerZer I'm Pikachu: long right?
noob: yeah
ZerZerZer I'm Pikachu: like my ♥♥♥♥ right?
noob: yeah

-A: xian jin
-A: tell me
-A: do you like all kinds of beef?
XJiNv: ye
-A: horse beef?
-A: cow beef?
XJiNv: yes
-A: ok
-A: do you like all kinds of pork?
XJiNv: yea'
-A: horse pork?
-A: pig pork?
XJiNv: yes
-A: do you like all kinds of chicken?
XJiNv: yes
-A: horse chicken?
XJiNv: except kfc
-A: chicken chicken?
XJiNv: yes
XJiNv: yes
XJiNv: yes
XJiNv: yes
XJiNv: yes
-A: do you know there's only 1 kind of pork, beef and chicken right?
XJiNv: exactly

ETZ: they could have added kunais
ETZ: to the game
ETZ: but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butt plugs
Lvoe: BUT NO
Lvoe: BUTT PLUGS
ETZ: BUTT NO
ETZ: HAHAHA
Lvoe: HAHAHAH

『Pandorro』: TODAY IS FRIDAY
Lvoe: