Recent reviews by kemi

the most infectious game i have ever owned. played this ♥♥♥♥ for 12 hrs straight without even realizing

I hated this game. I hated this game an unbelievable amount. I found myself being extremely weak and I couldn't stand it. I was having difficulties killing Goblins, for crying out loud!

I hated this game with a fiery passion.

I wanted nothing more to do with this game.

Then I learned that I could change classes

9/10, Assassin is fun as f*** and every quest is interesting

gather around kiddos, let's relive the tale of Beaton the archer.

>buy for the king, play abt 4-5 hours singleplayer to get feel for the game

>all characters unlocked, ready to do co-op with a friend

>buy game for closest friend, he downloads immediately

>I get two characters, he gets one

>trapper, herbalist, hunter

>progress through game easily as this party turns out to be extremely effective

>friend is hitting ridiculous shots because of his awareness stat

>Beaton the hunter is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane

>1 shotting everything with called shot crits

fastforward

>get to end game, do optional desert tomb dungeon with my two chars

>no more godsbeard. ♥♥♥♥

>trapper dies, only herbalist left

>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>dude get the ♥♥♥♥ in here

>Beaton the almighty joins the dungeon

>kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of every boss and enemy with herb and hunter

>Beaton is cursed, he can't hit any of ♥♥♥♥ shots anymore

>Still manage to progress, get curse-cure herb and give it to Beaton

>get to 2 hp on herbalist and 4 hp on Beaton, at final boss of the dungeon

p.s the dungeon is like 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rooms

>herbalist manages to dodge many attacks and kills the two minor monsters

>Beaton vs. boss with 4 HP

>Beaton is fast as ♥♥♥♥, can move twice

>Two perfect called shots doing 85 damage crits

>2 shots boss with 4 health and no more lives in life-pool remaining

Long live Beaton

i've had this game since its release, the developers really do care about it and continue to put out loads of great content and listen to the community. Probably my most recommended purchase on steam, be sure to buy it on steam sales if you want a bargain though

this game is basically cs:go but less toxic and more tactical. I highly recommend this game if you're looking for a good shooter with friendly people.

The only thing you have to worry about is cheaters in ranked which ubisoft's fairfight will automatically detect and ban if they are cheating.

Bullet Hell simulator 2016

In this roguelike dungeon crawler, you're faced with bright colored bullets pouring in torwards one of your selected characters from all angles. It's certainly up there on the toughness scale, but it's a great game nontheless. I highly recommend this game.

alien titties automatic 10/10

oh, and puzzles

Looked at a civillian with a Unicorn mask on. They proceeded to put their hands over their head and get on the ground. I didn't really care until I walked away for 10 seconds and they called 9/11.

11/10 Unicorn scares - IGN