I admire his bravery so much. I dont have children but every day i practice talking to my future daughters across the table and telling them about how great dan the chef is. I tell them "sweety, you're a dan the chef". I literally turned his name into a word that describes beauty, bravery, and poise.

I practice driving my future daughters to school and play highlights of dan the chefs best laughs over the years. Sometimes we even have to pull over because we start crying from how much we love him. I hold my imaginary daughters and i howl. i howl and cry and rage into the steering wheel about how special he is, and how the world just cant understand..