Recent reviews by Balls Chugman

Remove literally every charge weapon from this game and it's good

Yes!

shaxx is cute

Mooooo! Best farm animal usage ever!

why would anyone ever play a videogame to have fun and not be sad

Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku
Anime swag when I pull up in that old school
Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime,
and everything; anime.
Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime,
That h-pop with glock cut that's anime,
Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue,
Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof.
Anime everything, anime Beiber chain,
Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow,
All that every day, anyway, I'm anime.
May I ask what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay,
Smokin' up a pound a day.
Everything, everyday, everything; anime.
Lookin' at a ♥♥♥♥♥ fleshed up like anime,
Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat,
S.O.D. money get gang like lipo.
All light white coat, anime dad dog.
Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog.
Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through,
Rolls roice black, and I'm looking like Goku.

[Another tiny burp]

Anime, everything; anime.
Mami-san is a ♥♥♥♥ tier character
Digital watch, digital clock, digital splice, addoday.
I'm hiding in the kitchen, cooking up that anime.
Anyway, eat the cake, like your name Anime.
Anyway [tiny burp] anime, I rich chain anime,
I ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥; anyday. Quick 30 seconds day.
Heada hitta quick lick daddy for a long time,
S.O.D. get that money game yeah we on boy,
Anime everyday, anime arrombow,
Animae cellophone. Gotta Matt Harrombow.
Make a call, drop it all, S.O.D. get it in.
Anime drop tops, I'm lookin like Vegeta man,
Arookin like Gohan, lookin like Piccolo,
Lookin like: anime, lookin like Deaf Note.
Lookin Case Closed, man I'm poppin bottles,
Anime drop top, I look like Inuyasha.

Yo, back on the track, it's the anime master.
Holes on my ♥♥♥♥, Cowboy Bebop when I'm blastin.
Soulja boy tell'em that my swag everlasting.
Pikachu diamonds, anime floskas,
Man I'm gettin money and I'm out there ballin.
G-flight jet, trump shoot like I'm ballin.
Marvel vs. Capcom, Soulja vs. the world.
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all your baby mama, anime in hurr.
It's so hot in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ club.
I anime it up, can't nobody ♥♥♥♥ with us.
S.O.D. boys man I lookin like I am the guy,
I dont give a ♥♥♥♥, a million dollars, I'm a samurai.
Yeah.
Soulja.
Soulja Boy, anime. Anime anime anime.
Yeah.
Uh you can do this one.
Yeah.

It's happening, my loins are burning, my nipples are hard, i gently take my penis out of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. I slowly start stroking it up and down. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max usage of the precious Hand of midas, he's the top farmer, i start speeding up, faster and faster, i get impatient and start using both hands. Arteezy is now 6 sloted. Finally he joins the fight, solo, only him, 1v5. ♥♥♥♥ starts to go down...one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, semen starts pumping up my penis while arteezy all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a "grats".

Miller is only angry because no one likes his burgers

Now you can feel justified for having anime girls moan in the background of your computer
bear is superior to the other abominations
end my misery please

Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic
Another Dimension, Another Dimension

Well Now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon til the very last mile
If you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rapophile
If you want to battle your in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
On the tough guy style I'm not too keen
To try to change the world I will plot and scheme
Mario C likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sun beam
Keep on rapping cause that's my dream
Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes
When it comes to envy y'all is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
Another dimension new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
Cause the music is live like an electric shock
I am known to do the ♥♥♥
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop
Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop
When I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables as I start to chop
I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Another dimension do it