Recent reviews by christianwoman

Awesome and catchy soundtrack (available on Spotify btw., album name: "Pppppp").
Easily accessible and completable for casual gamers, yet hard to master (check out the veni-vidi-vici trinket).

5/7 needs more armory riddles, fix pl0x owo

Actually really gud game and just as good as the first part - now with 2 to 3x more content than the first part - for only 10 more bucks. Still as magical as it, but be prepared for rather time and mind consuming, harder riddles. Certainly not unsolvable, but very demanding , unfortunately especially in terms of nerve keeping in its current state .

8/10

Taek yuor guddest frien, taek sum patience- and smart-pills and haev fun. Easily playable, yet kind of challenging. Died 2 times @ first try, but I felt no rage. Just keep calm and you're gonna solve everything without any major inconvenience. Also yuo an yuo frien gonna be very happy about experiencing teh riddles. Really lovely programmed, no major bugs.
10/10

>solid 9/10

>Overall a fair bit harder than the first part.

>The headshot sound might not appear as satisfying to you as within the first part.

>Awesome new weapons. close combat maps.
>yay.gangraep.

>Play gunslinger. Just play gunslinger.

>pretty flashy gameplay overall - your eyes get tired as fast as for playing a recent Tom Clancy-game.

To fans of the series, this game basically doesn't exist. For reasons. Obvious reasons. Its story doesn't seem essential for the DX-timeline at all, but it ain't bad tho... Still, avoid to buy, rather watch a trashy Let's Play of it and enjoy yourself about the guy who actually bought it.

Pretty self-explanatory and delivers infinite hours of fun (even more with friends, but solo is neat too), though it's pretty obnoxious that the biggest fun parts of this masterpiece are contained in DLC that's in total much more expensive than the vanilla state of the game.

If it's all-inclusive on sale, definitely purchase it!

+: story: connects the saga's complexes between HR and the first DX-game well a sequel seems very likely! DX-fans won't be disappointed! Side quests are a big upside as well! (especially SM06 will play with your mind as a fan, I recommend the German voice pack during that mission for hilarious voicing @ the shop) ; gameplay: fun and full of alternative situational solutions; graphics: high end for 2016-standard; level design: a good mix of HR and the first DX; NG+: great, various new ways to re-experience the story; Breach: neat little gameplay extension via stealth-x-timeattack-puzzles with a bit of new augs (e.g. a multi-jump) and aesthetic, DX-unusual graphics (reminds me mostly of the game "SUPERHOT"); Basketball-insider: nailed!; easter eggs: nailed!; overall humor and easily missable details: better than in any DX-game before!;

-: story: the ending might be a bit disappointing due to what seems to be a cliffhanger right now ; gameplay: needs some minor adjustments in unit collision (can be cruel if you go for a ghost or pacifist run), basic covertaking-mechanics and dialogue fixes; graphics: the performance is barely enjoyable on 3rd highest setting, depending on your hardware (the 2nd and very highest setting are not recommended by the developers themselves right now, but will surely be patched); basic programming: currently, there is an actual save slot limitation (to 93 slots or something like that, HR had the same problem), so this might annoy you

in general: satisfying DX-game and surely worth the $$$, especially on upcoming sales; it was actually worth the release delay the devs did for bugfixing and general improvement; you hit all our expectations exactly, thank you very much for gifting this piece to us, Eidos Montreal and Nixxes! TheFutureIsNow and Adam Jensen = The Real Dunkmaster!

Big suggestion to all so called "otakus" (a.k.a. weebs), delivers important life advice created especially for you, more precisely for the ones calling "waifus" their property.

Minimum disk-storage requirements - maximum fun. Efficiently made (+60 fps constantly), big fun with friends. Different to previous common instagib-games in terms of bhopping. Doesn't really affect the gameplay meta much, everyone gets used to the game, everyone's equally able to learn it (myself, as a sniper main who needs to be able to flic shot in cs:go, I could apply to the aiming conditions of this games in 2 to 3 games). + Drum'n Bass-soundtrack. Biggest fun to analyse in between the rounds: movement patterns of enemies and how they interact with yours, cause most of them won't change their pattern on specific maps and tend to repeat moving to specific spots from where they might frag you "unexpectedly". I suggest changing your movement pattern creatively after every personal death.

10/10

Uhm...this is weird now that I know this game...
If you want to know how bored 8-year-old little girls get their first SexEd without their parental influence and you do not intend to abuse it as...whatever (I know some of you naughty creeps are lookin even here for some Fapterial, just DON'T try on this one), it may be some kind of short entertainment...but in any way you put it (*badum-ts*): this game is just a generic trash game, whether the idea was commendable as a game or not!
The Soundtrack's actually enjoyable, if you fade out the context it's used with...