Recent reviews by smaugh

Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Fps stutter/drops whenever theres a corner, cut scenes, freekicks, penalties, etc. This also only happens in ultimate team. Kickoff and other gamemodes working fine but it doesnt matter because people only buy the new fifa every year to play ultimate team. Games been out for almost more than 2 weeks and still no patch. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves

banned for 7 days for saying "r*tard" no warning no nothing. Thanks devs you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Capcom has actually listened to their audience for once.

Resident Evil is finally Resident Evil again.

First of all I have played this game when my internet was down so Steam record my game time. I should have about 6-7 hours of gameplay.

After hearing an insane amount of praise from critics, I had to try it out and frankly I was incredibly dissapointed. As there are two main problems that I have with this game.


Sparing the creatures by making them happy is an interesting concept. However, its so painfully obvious what you have to do. Most of the time you just have to look at the creature's appearance/name to figure out what the game wants you to do inorder to spare it.

• sad looking thing = cheer it up
  
• funny name = laugh
  
• dog = are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me

It also doesnt help the fact that you'll fight these guys a lot due to the random encouters thus making the game feel repetitive very quickly.
TLDR: i got bored after flirting with the second frog


Okay I get it that "good and bad humor" is a very subjective thing. But puns and jokes about bones/skeleton, farts, dog and snails, I just cant handle. This made me not care about the characters. In fact I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate every single one of them. The story itself is actually well written but ultimately beacuse of my hatred for these characters, my entire experience is ruined as I could not give a ♥♥♥♥ about anything that happens to them.

I just want to say I dont think its a bad game at all. Infact I really like the whole aesthetic look of the game and the soundtrack is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. But these factors arent enough for me to really enjoy the game.

also the fanbase is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying 8^)

Yeah, the story isnt up to the Metal Gear standard especially the ending, Chapter 2 is weak as it make you replay the missions, missing chapters. However the gameplay is the best from the series. Also saying that it is not worth 49$ is crazy. It took me 60hours to complete it as well as the upcoming Metal Gear Online, its definitely worth every dollar.

I feel people are threating this like Metal Gear Solid 2. People hated it at first because you werent playing as Solid Snake. But now when they look back, it might not be their favorite game but it was
Pretty Good

This game allows you to waste your hard earned money on women. Just like real life.

Feeling a strong 7 to a light 8 to this one
-Anthony Fandango

My deadbeat weeaboo master (manasith) recommeded it to me. What can go wrong?

Fapped like crazy 10/10- manasith

its like being a porn director

perfect recommendation for those who like racing games such as sonic and forza motorsport

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