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1 person found this review helpful
91.0 hrs on record (78.6 hrs at review time)
Sony: *does something incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥*
Steam reviews: *down faster than a child out of a 3rd story window*
Sony HQ: *More Sepuku than then entirety of WWII*
Sony: *backpedals*
Steam reviews: *SLOWLY go back up*

Liberty won this day, DON'T LET THEM FORGET WHO DID THIS
Posted May 5. Last edited May 6.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Take everything BF4 failed at
Take the bad parts of battlefield hardline
Copy paste the new COD movement
Delete core battlefield mechanics
Add hero shooter class ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Remove almost all the variety of guns modern battlefield games have
Result....
This hunk of ♥♥♥♥.
No really, battlefield should be the ground between Squad and COD... a Defect child of Overwatch and COD smashed together.

The only good part is it takes less time to uninstall than install
Posted March 24. Last edited March 24.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.7 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> Load in with a squad decked out in panzer armour and STGs
> gonna raid the vault.jpg
>Only prison and market on map, mfw
> decide to go hunt some noobs with the torpedo ship
> actively miss all shots and almost die
> manage to hit 2 finally and absolutely wreck the kid
> teammate jumps on the turret and proceeds to blow our ship up due to AOE of torpedoes
> 69,420 dollary-doos spent on ship now aflame
> dock(ram) the ship into the prison
> instantly get blasted by a npc with a sawn off as soon as the airlock opens
> crew gets through horde of gang-rape sawnoffs and make it to the vault
> only 2 steel plate and a wire
> they haul ass out and get lost finding which dock the ship was at
> proceed to suffocate because they walk in circles around the prison
10/10 would waste 3 hours of gear and my mental status to get one shot by a npc gang-banger with a tube and 12ga buckshot
Posted August 16, 2023.
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153.7 hrs on record (129.0 hrs at review time)
Praise the Astora Greatsword
Posted June 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record
night falls....
wolves ffs...
find bear cave...
proceed to feed bear wolves because they are mortal enemies,
one shot bear with pointy stick trap and get all the meat, we eatin' like kings now.
Get bit by snake while heading back to raft,
♥♥♥♥ no magical anti-venom daisy juice,
decide to go and make fire, rains.
find a hut to sleep in till rain passes,
rain passes, im about to die of poison,
light fire..... rain.........................die of poison

10/10, would feed wolves to bears to make my own feast then die from nature pissing on my parade.
Posted May 16, 2018.
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770.4 hrs on record (342.9 hrs at review time)
Choose king of the hill server.
Load in.
Get helicoptor ride in, with someone playing fortunate son.
We bail out just before heli get hit by 3 missiles. RIP pilot.
Land without getting hit by multiple machine gun fire.
Hold up in house with 3 guys.
Hear random guys playing soviet national anthem, while driving near us in a tank.
Kill the three guys behind it.
Multiple AK fire rattle into our house.
Team mate runs out the back.
Get shot
One of the soldiers put a demo charge down then sets it off instantly
Kills everyone, even the tank.
For the next 5 mins chat is nothing but cyka Blyat

10/10 would ride a helicopter into battle like is vietnam then get killed by suicidal communists
Posted November 25, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
986.4 hrs on record (397.2 hrs at review time)
Was good.
Notice the WAS part, because since the 7.00 update they made they game HORRIBLE;
they changed the map in soo many fundamental ways that many heroes that rely on the layout of things like trees, unplayable. the 'new' HUD is a perfect example of how to make the most GENERIC Moba HUD known to man.
Some players can't even RUN the game since the dev thought everyone likes particle effects and jammed in textures so that if your running it on a small monitor on LOW you can't see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Overall this is how devs make a glistening free to play, a burning car crash. In the name of "progress".
(BTW even bloody Paragon is better then the pile of ♥♥♥♥ this is now)
Posted December 14, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
75.8 hrs on record (67.5 hrs at review time)
-Start game
-Choose England
-invade/take York and ireland
-say hi to the scots
-Invade rest of normandy and western france
-spam trade agreements with everyone
-alliance and marry princesses to france
-France declares war
-crush scots just because why not.
-spam longbowmen
-every french city now looks like a prchupine from longbows
-win every battle with only longbowmen and peasants

11/10 - would spam arrows again
Posted September 12, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Devs don't give a ♥♥♥♥.
Posted January 10, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
94.0 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
Atleast Darksouls has save-points. Have fun.
Posted December 8, 2013. Last edited November 24, 2018.
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