The secret is that ya gotta bob your neck, head, AND your upper torso area all together in rhythm so you don't put too much stress on one single area. Then you can last way longer while yo're su--
Oh, 69 % game completion ? I thought you meant 69- uh- nevermind.
Unemployment a couple years ago = too much free time = nothing better to do than get 'cheevos. But shhhhh, it's a secret.

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