Recent reviews by Eldritch Imp

creating new content for a rouge like is hard. its easy to fall into a pit fall of just adding stuff to make the game harder. the void seeds that spawn randomly in levels make those levels alot harder. its frustrating when the game just decides a level is going to be harder.

i adore the new items levels and characters but the amount of runs i lost because of void seed buffed enemys just makes me not want to play. juiced health, juiced damage, the ability to negate one shot protection. i dont understand that. why ad one shot protection and then ad enemys that bypass it. i thought the idea was that getting one shot is not fun

best co op action game

+cool characters
+cool plot
+decent combat
+neet quirks (suicide button)

-horrible quest tracking
-escort misions
-big open world with nothin in it
-only half the diologue is voice acted
-poor optimization

bad

best movie

broken

If you like being unessarelly upset and talking to angry foreigners this games for you.

its like buying a random sandwich, sometimes its really good, sometimes people ♥♥♥♥ in it, sometimes theres really gross old
tamatoes, and more often than not it's salt on bread.

if sufer from insomnia, this game will fix that

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