Recent reviews by Jebediah Goldstriker

I'm a fool, I know nothing
I take the role of a silly clown
But I won't turn my back on life
I'm a fool, may be worthless
But this world created my faith
So all I do is stay hopeful and pray

Wi-fi is ok if you're close to the router

Honestly I'm so fed up with this game. I bought it thinking it will be like skyrim, a true Open World, but NO. There are absolutely no quest markers to show me the way and the game is severely lacking any kind of narrative. You are just a small man thrown in a big world, not a chosen one or important being, which i say it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And don't get me started at the quests. There was one quest where i had to retrieve a pendant for some yellow bowl haired gir, but i just had to kill some beggar for it. I am literally convulsing since there are so little fetch quests. The only good thing are the dragons, but even they are ♥♥♥♥ since i cannot be a swordmaster AND use dragon powers since they use different stats Really I don't understand how this game could be enjoyed especially since i cannot stash my items in a player home.

Why does everyone keep saying they hate mucks?

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Funky Student is the killer btw

not chess 0/10

Poise makes my pee pee hard

edit: dead game

This game follows expresso depresso, a trap, a legal loli and boogie2988 as thier scooby gang solves a plothole established in the previous anime game.

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