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1 person found this review helpful
215.8 hrs on record (94.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ pickle dino
Posted December 24, 2019.
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981.7 hrs on record (257.8 hrs at review time)
Terrible game needs Jesus new god and Christanity Pantheon. Jesus ulti is called Resurrection. Use this on a dead teammate to instantly resurrect them. You will be dead for 30 seconds but are able to respawn anywhere in the jungle.

HI REZ PLEASE ADD
Posted January 8, 2016.
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54.9 hrs on record (49.5 hrs at review time)
Started off.
Played some FFA.
Sucked.
Look up how to get better and tips.
After hours of practicing on FFA and objective I became an amazing Javelin Archer and Greatsword Knight.
I used feinting alot, is how I constantly beat noobs.
Go on a random non new server for a challenge (duel server)
EVERYONE IS TERRIBLE.
Beat everyone constantly.
People ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about feinting being op.
I ask them if they know even how to feint properly.
They start stuttering and explaining.
The guy says you have to press Q to feint.
I laugh so hard they dont even know about RMB
Tell them. Admin comes on say I am harrassing them about how bad they are.
Get kicked from server.

In conclusion everyone in this game is either really good or just terrible. (Also its fun watching people do complex feints) and their heads arms and sword just flying around everywhere
Posted December 25, 2015.
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2 people found this review funny
748.5 hrs on record (205.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
So you want to learn French? No need for Rosseta Stone... This game is a language simulator it puts you up with a bunch of random people from france you do not know. These people will shout at you, make you hate everybody, and lose all your money on crates&keys... But its all worth it by the end. You will never go to Paris with your GF because of the PTSD this game gave you towards french people and anything french-like... If you ever want to only learn french swears, and how Un-romantic french people are PLAY THIS GAME... If you wanna say in a scottish accent "Are we rushing in? Or are we going sneaky-beaky like?" Play this game. If you want to work and a real strategic FPS that trains your reflexes go for it! BUT if you want to come out of this game With either not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at your friends because they cant rank up so you cant play with then, crying about being stuck in Silver, or coming out without Boasting about "IM (Insert high MM rank) GET REKT STILL (Insert Low MM rank) AFTER 150 GAME PLAY HOURS HEHEHEHEH" Then please dont play this game...
















































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Posted April 26, 2015.
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11.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
DotA and Command&Conquer loved each other very much and thus AirMech was born.
Posted January 26, 2015.
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16.8 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its a Nice game apart from whenever your projectile direct hits someone it does NO dmg.
and its 60% pay to win
Posted December 14, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.1 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Game Physics: Going 500 KPH on a Fighter Jet. Your wing nips the water, then you burst up in flames. GG WP GR8 B8 M8 8/8 OPEN THE G8
Posted December 14, 2014.
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17.0 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Decent game but last few levels are impossible without a second player
Posted December 5, 2014.
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24.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun but nerf Tyrants
Posted November 1, 2014.
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2,232.7 hrs on record (1,943.1 hrs at review time)
I don't think I have played enough.

but

Some of the heroes a potato with half a chromosome could play Riki Drow Sniper Troll

Gonna go to lol
Posted September 11, 2014. Last edited May 20, 2016.
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