Recent reviews by hamish

makign machinse to destroy other men but made of marble my marble contraptions

only pick medic and never stop sprinting the instant you die swap to recon with a drone put 3 mines on the creatures back and careen it into the nearest choke-point then respawn as medic and do not stop sprinting

mortifying but i have like ten crab pots i have to tend to nothing else exists in my vision

legitimately closes the microsecond you press alt f4 which is a win for the human spirit and my cortisol levels

if i hear one more mouth breather with a voice activated big boy console headset sounding like a baby rattle toy is strapped to their dome piece i might just start ripping and generally tearing at my genital area. if you work in a mine and come home to your family or friends just to sit in the living room on your console and play this, while simultaneously making your entire house listen to you emulate the symptoms of emphysema; you should be forcibly removed from whatever apartment complex your estranged stepfather is paying for and relocated to a street corner or housing project in which a homeless man can teach you to pull air in through your nose.

some dude said it took him 12 hours to get all the achievements for this game i paid 3 dollars for something vamp anthem ( i could probably make this game but explainming how would take longer than just making it so . .) brother HOW the achievements are item unlocks and you can unlock everything within a few runs unless perhaps you have the hand eye co-ordination of a 'swamp lizard'-- in three and a half hours of ACTUALLY drooling on my keyboard stoned out of my gourd i tabbed out of this game and saw i had 80% of the achievements already. me? the drooling gamer,. 'The Floater' or 'The Silver Bullet' or whatever you want to call me. i wont take it perosnal.
paid 3 dollars. UNREAL.

make a 5 dollar early supporter release of this so 'reddit men' and 'phone gamers' can fund some better servers before i go absolutely nuclear having to wait twelve (12) seconds for whatever cloud server is being used to register the fact that i am trying to force garlic into a peacock again

the most well disguised math game ive ever played

whopty do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ made ahard game well done ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losres jesus CHRIST

get rapier
spam b
get really far and confident
die to elite green jumper boy and lose blueprints