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56.4 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is one of the worst video games I've ever played. It's way too hard, complex, full of racists, incels, angry people, entitled people, spiteful people, and guns.


I'll probably play it for 2000 more hours.
Posted June 25, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
You are God. And bested of luck
Posted December 28, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
To my knowledge, paying this much money for a video game is usually worth it. The way I usually rate games is hours of gameplay per dollar amount. Well this game was a freaking joke. It was insane how mundane and tedious the gunplay and traversing got to be. None of the characters held up as individuals, the story was cliché and utterly pointless. Treat this game like you should have treated Watch (underscore) Dogs. Watch a Let's Play, enjoy not having to frustrate yourself through it, and enjoy that extra money in your pocket.
Posted February 10, 2015. Last edited February 10, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
4,867.5 hrs on record (1,787.7 hrs at review time)
You wanna know about Dota 2? Okay. If you have a little bit of time to waste, and want to have fun every once in a while, play this game. Eventually it'll build up to a crack addiction, however that's fine.

edit: I'll never stop. #roadto4khours
Posted February 10, 2015. Last edited February 21, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.9 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

9/10

♥♥♥♥♥♥ MECHANICS AND WONKY SPACEBAR CONTROLS
Posted August 27, 2014.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Very unintuitive controls. I couldn't even make my way thirty minutes into this game without wanting to just destroy my keyboard. The space and shift buttons are basically synonymous in terms of usage, yet one will almost always launch you 100 miles per hour off a ledge with the camera lagging behind and jittering as it tries to catch up. The gun was unecessary, and just uses shooting as an excuse to have unkillable and very hard hitting enemies. 2/10 only for the graphics and the "open path" concept
Posted June 28, 2014. Last edited February 10, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.1 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
8/8 gr8 g8me m8
Posted March 10, 2014.
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