Recent reviews by BadShot

Oh boy here I go killing not Thanos again!

Slimes

Adorably Morbid

Never used those two words together to describe something, but this certainly fits

Yes

Just get it, you won't regret.

I had 19 hours in this game within a day of buying it, if I could recommend this twice I would.

10/10. 100/100. Best Game

Nothing like taking a chainsaw to a demon 3x your size and cutting it's head off.

>Find town I was sent to to deal with some raiders harrassing some farmer guy
>Get mobbed by ghouls
>Still being mobbed, where the ♥♥♥♥ do they keep coming from
>Dog crippled again
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>Stim dog
>Walk 20 feet towards target
>Hear "this is gonna be fun"
>Immediately blown up by mininuke
>Got "Touchdown" achievement

10/10 would get killed for achievements again

I don't have many hours on this game but that's because after doing one long campaign you feel exhasted from demolishing your enemies, and don't feel like starting from scratch again, at least until tomorrow...

This is one of my all time favorite RTS series. I first played the original SINS at Indycon, loved it. Got it at Target after I recognized the box cover and loved it again. Got this and the new stuff was simply overwhelming. The graphics are great and despite that they don't require a beefy computer to run smoothly (unless you zoom into a space battle between 2 gigantic fleets, lasers and explosions ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. I like to zoom in and lock onto one of my fighter craft, switch to cinematic mode and watch the battle progress).

Also, it brings the premise of story, but dosen't have a campaign mode, which honestly I think is a good move on their part. That would be a LONG campaign considering it takes hours just to finish a small game, and honestly, it doesn't really need one. The title sequence is story enough.

And one last thing, the feel when you have a maxed out fleet with all level 10 capitals, level 10 titan, and all planets more heavily fortified than a Korean's base in StarCraft. Fly anywhere and your enemies flee in fear, go to the pirate bases and watch them attempt to fight you off.

If I was a professional game critic, this would get a 12/10 from me.

I ate some hallucinogenic berries and tripped the ♥♥♥♥ out.
Then I ate some in the dead of night and ♥♥♥♥ my pants.
10/10 would eat again.

Wait what do you mean this review isn't about the berries?
Darn 2-headed slime creatures... gotta ruin my day...