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Recent reviews by Mada the Spaghetti Fanatic

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1.0 hrs on record
A true history of Rus.
Posted May 19.
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28.8 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
A really good an useful art program, I would definitely say it was worth the money.
Posted May 1.
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24.6 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
A game where you play as a brave Italian, or dirty inbreed Austrian, soldier fighting on the Italian front during WWI. This game is the third in a trilogy of great WWI games, but if you already know this then you probably already know the gameplay you will be expecting. However this one allows customizable characters.

See you one the front.
Posted April 14.
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1 person found this review helpful
104.5 hrs on record (47.3 hrs at review time)
Fight for managed democracy, otherwise you're a communist
Posted March 17.
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11.6 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
A game with a lot of potential, but honestly done in by rushed AI programming and the fact that any ♥♥♥♥ in a car will instinctively run you over as if you were a morbidly obese woman at Charlottesville.

You play as a mercenary, working for the new world order, going into a war torn part of sub-Saharan Africa. Your mission is to kill The Jackal, just some arms dealer that gets a fat ♥♥♥♥♥ at the idea of people killing each other with his guns and arming both sides. You chose from a pretty decent list of mercs and whichever you chose is your character, but you will be seeing the ones you skipped over as optional and very squishy companions. You will do missions for the two main factions, locals that want to help refugees and your companions. The side missions and even a lot of the main story missions kinda blend together and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way

This game will have you feeling like a lowly merc that can be replaced at an instant, because that's what you are. You will be exploring many colorful places, so enjoy the scenery when jeeps run you over in all of them, SAVE OFTEN!

If you can look past some of the bugs and the skid marks on your ass then you will enjoy this game for what it is... Also remember to take your malaria pills.
Posted March 2.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.2 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Amnesia: The Bunker is different from most horror games and every other game in the franchise in the fact that you can fight the monster, but don't let that fool you, this is indeed a horror game. What the game makes up for lacking helplessness it makes up for in item management and the stresses that come with dwindling supplies.

The game takes place on the western front of WWI, 1916, and the war is in full swing. Men are being thrown into a two sided meat grinder. You are knocked unconscious and taken to a bunker, the safest place you can be given the situation. But when you awake, in the infirmary, you realize that something is wrong, it is surprisingly empty and quiet, save for the shells landing above you. You soon stumble upon a man, mortally wounded, asking you to end his suffering before "It" gets him and telling you about how the officers blasted the entrance, leaving you and the remaining men to die. But before you can ignore/fulfill his request he is dragged into the darkness...

From here you explore the bunker, gathering material and desperately avoiding the beast as you find the items you need for your escape from THE BUNKER.

The game is a little short, but because of item and code randomization, it has a lot of replay-ability potential. Be warned though, the horrors of the bunker can not be forgotten... you are a Frenchmen!
Posted March 2.
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1,692.7 hrs on record (1,681.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty good if you don't have a life.
Posted January 13.
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155 people found this review helpful
226.9 hrs on record (202.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A game based oh the works of HP. Lovecraft and Junji Ito, you find yourself in a cursed seaside town in Japan fighting an evil cult trying to bring about armageddon and doom everyone by getting the attention of their dark elder god. You will be choosing from an expanding list of characters, all with strengths and quirks of their own, to solve mysteries and slowly gather what you need to reach the top of the lighthouse and hopefully postpone the inevitable.

The game is based off RNG mechanics and the combat is pretty simplistic, but in all honesty this game would probably suffer under a robust system. You can play the vanilla version or unlock challenges by playing through the game multiple times. There are multiple mysteries, which are unconnected stories you have to finish to climb the light house and stop the antagonists plans; every mystery has multiple endings which also encourages multiple playthroughs.

Maybe it's just because I enjoy the well designed music, creative pixel art of events and enemies, or that I'm just a Lovecraft simp, but I can not recommend this game enough. Fall is almost upon us and I can't think of a better game to hunker down with a nice cup of warm cider and watch as you pop eels out of your friend like some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up hentai.
Posted September 21, 2023.
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178.2 hrs on record (42.9 hrs at review time)
A very fun RPG set in the D&D universe. My major complaint would have to be the freedom to return to camp at any time outside of combat and the fact that most of your companions are really freaking horny. I know people like romance bu- HAY YOU, YEA YOU! GET YOUR HANDS OUTTA OUR PANTS!
Posted August 10, 2023.
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8.0 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Very spook. Monster is friend.
Posted July 22, 2023.
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