Recent reviews by Goober McDoober

This game was short, but still fun, and charming.

The remaster is a bit strange with a cutscene, and some audio during driving sections though.
Additionally the night sky no longer being animated in the remaster's graphics.
Despite issues tied only to the remaster, the game is still worth it.

Added Anti-Cheat on a social game, omegalul.

Game very good
Although it would be nice to get better jump height, and some sort of punishing sprint option.

Stinky microtransactions.
You are not penalized for leaving a match if you don't like the map.
There is no gamemode select,
No matchmaking lobbies,
No map voting.

20$ for a full spartan cosmetic set.

I like this video game

I have more hours in this game, than a AAA title.

This game is pretty fun, especially with friends.

I've played this game when it was at version 0.0.2,
It was fun then, and it's so much more fun now with it's 8 player local, and online multiplayer.
It's important to treat this game as the WWE, It's about giving a entertaining show for everyone, not just winning.

(The game's soundtrack is actually really good aswell.)

They're trying to kill off mods.
And that's pretty Scummy.

There once was a man named Jhon,
Jhon was an representitive for the PAX Curve Digital setup,
Everyone there was very chill there.
But Jhon,
Jhon was Chill.

Also stickbold is a fantastic game.
10/10 need Jhon the representitive DLC.