Recent reviews by Derp Gravy

Honestly, a ton of fun. I sort of wanted to hate this game, but it just brought me back to my childhood. The nostalgia vibes are real. The combat is interesting (if a bit easy), and the world is very well fleshed out. The game play is very reminiscent of Bully, with a bit more linear structure - especially in the beginning. You go to classes, learn new spells, go to shops and upgrade gear, perform side quests throughout. My only real complaint is a lot of the quests can feel a bit fetch-questy, ie go get my lost thing and use the spell you just learned to do it. The main quest is very engaging however, and I enjoy all the cosmetics you acquire throughout that give boosts to stats like offense and defense.

All said and done, this game is a lot more than I imagined it would be. As a fan of the original H.P. series (putting aside the terf IP owner stuff) I found this to be a pretty cool addition. The game made me feel close to my youth, and I wish more franchises had game adaptations like this. There's a lot more I could say about game play and the story, but I will leave that to others. If you like the IP and you think you'll like the game, you probably will.

Throw some money at charity and write a nasty tweet to J.K. Rowling if it makes the game easier to stomach - the devs however, did a really great job.

Just get it. Game of the decade. 10/10

This game is a masterpiece. You will be flipped on your head multiple times as the game becomes more than it appears. If you like M:TG you will love this, a real deck builder with RPG and escape room/adventure game parts also. Highly recommend, I got my monies worth and plan to play it again. 10/10 - new favorite GOTY.

A turd of a story masked by a pretty map to walk around in. It has its moments, but the story is about a man who grooms a 16 year old - a pedophile made out in the end to look like a victim. It starts off with a lot of interesting tension but quickly turns to a story that makes no sense at all. Don't waste your time or money.

The joy of cutting grass on a ride on mower and the feeling of accomplishment, without the hassle or heat or real mowing. One critique is they need to add a freshly trimmed grass smell feature - that would be bliss.

EDIT: After playing for over 24 hours, I still enjoy the game, but there are some major issues. Super expensive mowers that can't mow 8 inches of grass without the engine breaking down - which is some unrealistic nonsense. That and you are only allowed 2 employees, who are very easy to max out, as well as a ton of repeat jobs and lack of diversity. This game is NOT early access, yet it has all the missing pieces of an EA game. It needs work and updates, and it should have been done before release. I cannot recommend this game in its current form..

Fun 6-8 hour co-op game with a friend. I only recommend purchasing this game if you intend to play it with someone you know, a lot more enjoyable than with a stranger. I also recommend using the Origin launcher to play together, as the Steam "Remote Play Together" has been hot garbage in my experience.

After playing the story and all the side stories (while collecting loot), I easily got 90 hours out of this game - and that includes a decent amount of fast traveling. If you like the concept of the story, and good gun-play mechanics, you'll probably love this game. They really did a great job on porting it to PC, I only had a few minor issues that were fixed with a reboot. 10/10 worth the buy.

Absolute trash trinket for the shotgun. An homage to game(s) of the past, and better left in the past.

A little RE4 mechanics mixed with a lot of RE7 game play. If you're a fan of the series you'll probably have yourself a good time playing through this one a few times. I know I am enjoying myself very much. Standard difficulty is not particularly challenging - at all - but they offer two more advanced difficulties that really spice things up. All in all a good RE game in my opinion!

Love to zone out cleaning up the dead while listening to true crime podcasts. 10/10