Recent reviews by (s)limey

you can fight a robot in a clown suit. buy the game

i come

golf ball not go in hole, me refund

game come out
meme give cancer
bad game
wait few years
dead meme can no longer give cancer
ok game

play with friend

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REMINDER TO NOT JUST BLAME TAKE TWO FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
IT IS AS MUCH ROCKSTAR'S FAULT AS IT IS THEIRS.

GTA Singleplayer is fun at first, and if you've never played it before it's a blast. But after the main story is done all you have are Strangers and Freaks, which usually are hit or miss gameplay wise (IMO mostly miss), and sometimes actually have some pretty funny characters. But if you did all of them while doing the story, then all you have left is a checklist for 100% filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sports minigames. Orginally I think maybe we were supposed to get some story dlcs like GTA IV, but that never happened due to Rockstar and Take-Two finding their new cash cow; GTA Online.

GTA Online was fun back in the day, but after you got a good apartment, car and a lump sum of cash, there was nothing to do but ♥♥♥♥ around in free mode. Heists came out (which I'm pretty sure was promised at RELEASE), which gave you more to work for most of which is really expensive. Then other updates came out, adding more for the endgame and making more REALLY EXPENSIVE ITEMS. They patched one of the best money making tricks in the game (the kuruma pacific standard trick), and then the most recent update came out, Gunrunning, which adds even more expensive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Do you see where I'm getting with this? This game's online is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grindfest made to wear you out, making shark cards looking oh so much more tempting. It's just a method to get you to spend a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money on some monopoly money, which allows you to buy the newest pixels.

The LAZER, a plane you could steal for practically nothing, is 6.5 million dollars. 6.5 million dollars to shave off a few seconds. OH! And a paintjob, can't forget about the paintjob!

To put this in perspective, the Hydra, a plane that is superior albeit used by dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mainly, is around half that. Absolute greed at its finest.

Don't buy this game if you wanted to play Online, not even when its on sale.

Actually and really plays like an Arena Shooter, honestly it feels just like UT. Can't wait to get the full version for me and my friends when I get my hands on some money.


Untill then, that's how I feel about this game.







Also, screw mechs.

Millions of times better than what Gearbox replaced it with. If you're seeing this somehow, just grab eduke32.