Recent reviews by Scrub Printer

you get to spend 10 dollars to work in an amazon warehouse

i do wish it was quicker to make new worlds after deciding the one generated isnt good enough, like a "regenerate with same parameters"
otherwise amazing game ive been playing it off an on for about 12 years

IP OWNED BY GEARBOX DO NOT BUY IT DIRECTLY, GET A KEY FROM SOMEWHERE. GEARBOX DESERVES NO MONEY, NO WOMEN, NO SAUCE, JUICE.

game will likely never be finished, it took them a year to get a major update out that they delayed
its fun with friends but get a 3rd party key or something
they're finally updating it again, i still think if the game is finished its gonna take years but with the added content its not like theres suddenly nothing to do, building is fun

The game is really, really good. Except for the story, which besides bugfixing has seemed to be the only thing the developers have worked on in awhile.
There is only 4 types of ships to break apart, the largest ship isnt even that big too. Really fun game until you take apart most of the variations of those 4 ship types.
I wouldnt pay more than 10 bucks for the game as is, and thats pushing it, I just hope the devs continue to work on it even though theyve said no new ships will be releasing. I can always just hope.

pretty bland

I have gone insane-o
I lust for (metal) volcano
Be with molten lava
Give me my nirvana

pay to win as ♥♥♥♥, third game in and im vs someone with vip who has tier 3s, alchs, bucaneers, etc

It could do with some more proper combos, more grab animations, more variance in characters with fighting styles instead of "this person is a little bit faster but can take less damage with the reverse also being an option" but its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun to play with friends

Ultrakill's Overheat Nailgun's alt-fire makes my loins feel the same way they feel when an A-10 Warthog fires its gun.