Own a Lasgun for home defence, since that's what the God emperor intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the warp ?" As I grab my devotional icon and Kantrael pattern M36 Lasrifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Laspistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's full-auto and nails the neighbour's cyber mastiff. I have to resort to the Lascannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with overclocked packs, "for the emperor" the las beam evaporates two men in the blast, the sound and extra Las fire set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the provosts to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the God emperor intended

FINE! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE YOU and everytime we talk about you and your boyfriend or you having sex or stuff like that it breaks my heart and i just want to cry everyday, I want you here close to me, i want to be able to meet you and have something more than just talking through the internet, for some reason i am very drawn to you and i cant push you away from me(i dont want to push you away), i sometimes wish i was your boyfriend but i know that that will never happen, i try to be happy when talking to you but i dont show you what i really feel because its not important since your in love with your boyfriend, when your hurt or depressed i am, when your happy im happy, when you laugh and smile that makes me laugh and smile and feel good inside, i just wish it was you and me sometimes! there i told yo

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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