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Recent reviews by Kalir

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1 person found this review helpful
1,174.5 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I could say a lot about how this game combines the co-op tension of Left 4 Dead with the kinds of excavation shenanigans of multiplayer Minecraft, but that would all pale in comparison to the wondrous sight of the Mighty Walrus mustache on the default Driller. It is a stupid, stupid thing of pure beauty that makes the world a brighter place.
Posted July 21, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.6 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Okay so there was this one time, I climbed this mountain, see, and inside the mountain was [EVERY MONSTER EVER]. I didn't punch them because they were pretty chill, though. Probably don't punch them either, even if you get a really cool and tough glove to punch dudes with. I mean, I'm not your dad, but that's just my recommendation. Okay cool bye.
Posted September 26, 2015.
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28 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The weird part about this game isn't that it's fun, but that it's actually a good roguelike in addition to being fun.
Posted February 15, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
120.2 hrs on record (77.0 hrs at review time)
PvP Terraria except good.
Posted January 23, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
113.2 hrs on record (48.1 hrs at review time)
I am getting my face kicked in repeatedly but I have a giant mace so that's cool. Basically, if you want a kinda-sorta Metroidvania with DMC kinda sorta combat and a plot cribbed from SMT? Do this.
Posted October 19, 2014.
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